What should I say? anything goes I will literally say anything,

>>35146472
"What that tongue do mommy?"

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>>35146472
i want to slap your ass and feed you sushi

classic

hey i got something to help widen that mout

>>35146472
hey, i noticed you had your tongue out, wanna suck my dick?
Go full chad

>>35146472
"I'd enjoy trading rimjobs with you."

>>35146472
"Is that where my penis goes? You roastie whore."

>>35146502
Rolling
Roberto smd

Listen up you jerk! I'm not target like all these other men. My muscles are very big and your words can't hurt me miss!

hello.
i had a dream yesterday that reminded me of my uncle. I know you're not interested in mountains but that doesn't change anything whatsoever. I know you made your preferences clear and I did take them into consideration, but I must act out on my desires to truly find myself within.

please respond with your favourite meal or even just flavor, I feel like that would truly bond us and pave the way for a 1nt3r3st1ng future.

Good luck female

>>35146472
>thanks to boost
lmao what? you pay for this shit?

>>35146472
FIRESTYLE: FIREBALL JUTSU
or
KATON: GOKKUYU-NO JUTSU

>>35146472
Disgusting roastie also chad pls leave

>>35146472
What do you think of the current Standard metagame? Is there anything that can unseat Mardu Vehicles as the best deck? Would unbanning Reflector Mage help, or would that push Copy Cat to new levels of broken?

>>35146496
Reroll


Original as fuck comment

>>35146813
Try again, we really neeed to know.

hi mummy u rdy for daddies cummies?

"Baby I need to come really soon. Pleease let me fuck you?"

>>35146862
re-rolling for cummies

>>35146496
Let's see if this works
Come on Kek

>>35146813
Everyone knows that modern is the superior format.

Ask her "What tron is best tron, normal tron or eldrazi tron?"

>>35146888
praise kek

cmon daddy

>>35146888
check'd. nice waste of dubs

What are your thoughts on Kevin owens almost certainly dropping the universal title next Sunday to Goldberg?

>>35146900
you fuckin waste them, too

>>35146900
checked. nice waste of dubs, loser.

>>35146900
Look who's talking thanks for wasting yours

>>35146900
>>35146888
fuck both of you.

Tell her "I wanna nutter butter in your gutter."

>>35146888
boring get desu, I think rerolls shouldn't count in these threads, be original

>>35146472
"that's not how you spell megan you silly cunt"

Do you prefer LoL or Dota?

(On a side note, this is how you can tell if she is retarded)

>>35146937
Doesn't matter I think OP has abandoned us

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Lmao what a waste but ok

>>35146862
>hi mummy u rdy for daddies cummies?
this desu

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>>35146988
I have about a thousand girls I haven't messaged I'll just write some dumb shit like that to acouple of them

>>35146988
it has been gotten
check'd n kek'd. better follow through OP

>>35147021
Ask one of them if they spit or swallow

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"If women don't want to be hit, why are they so weak?"

Did you fall from the sky?

Because you look fucked up.

Let me smell your armpits first, if they smell nice enough I'll make you my Goddess if not I will burn you alive like a witch

>>35147032
this senpai, I want to jerk off to their responses

>>35147401
Dammit I meant this >>35147080 but I didn't even get dubs so nothing was lost

send pic of dad