Why are you not in the military right NOW? It turns neets into

>>35143997
My MDD and being 5'9 245lbs would make it a mite difficult for me to make it in the military.

I play a lot of video games, it's basically the same thing.

Might as well take LSD first

>>35143997
Already served, in the reserves. It doesn't do anything to NEETs and you who are now worthless, beta bitches, will just drop out or be put into pathetic shit roles and remain beta bitches.

Because I'm overweight, I can't swim, my vision is really bad, and I don't agree with a lot of the policies.

I'm a dirty leftie killjoy and I don't support the military. Also I failed the physical.

>>35143997
I tried. They wouldn't let me cause I've only got one leg

>>35144062
Typical liberal scumfuck

>>35144164
I don't agree with the leftist policies that is.

You have to meet brutality with brutality. There is no winning a war against ISIS or whoever the fuck else if you have to play by the rules.

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I'm not serving alongside homosexuals, and most of all, transsexuals as they're plagued with mental dysphoria turning them into ticking time bombs.

If you were to restrict gays, trannies, and women from joining? Sure, I'd sign right up but the U.S Military simply isn't what it used to be.

>>35144294
Sounds like someone's a gay. GAY!!

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>>35144416
>dumb fucking grunts would rather have a living onahole in their platoon than remain a worthwile fighting unit

>>35144504
>not wanting a weaponized sex slave in every unit
GAY!

>>35144564
>weaponized
No.

>>35144564
That'd be fine if I wouldn't need to carry it's personal gear and slow my pace so it can keep up.
That and make it rotate the unit fairly so people don't get jealous of each other
Also leave it to barracks when going to actual battlefield.

>>35143997
I'm in a good shape, but I have Asthma and bad eyes, so I can't run that much (even if I do Cardio every rest day, I was never able to run more than 30 minutes straight until I must sit for 10 minutes to breath, I train since 4 years btw.).

>>35143997
I have flat feet. No, seriously.

>>35143997
working on it, not quite physically there yet tho

>>35143997
They wouldn't let me join because after 6 months of physical training I couldn't run a mile and a half in 13:30.

>>35144748
Me too, does that bar you from entry? Also does actual aspergers? I kind of wanted to join, English one though not the American one.

Because it would turn my life into 1984

>>35143997
because I refuse to take responsibility for maybe getting someone killed

no matter how good I was, I'd eventually issue an order or make a decision that resulted in a casualty, and I'd never forgive myself

>>35144416
there's nothing wrong with that, gays fight harder

Here we go.

I was in the military yes. I was part of the Brigade of Parachute Riflemen, Mexican Air Force. The training is hell, they broke my arm during our CQC. The daily diet of beans and mysterious meat forced me and my platoon to steal food from the kitchen, you have no idea how orgasmic eating a fruit can be after eating so many garbage. I was deployed a couple of times to Nayarit, Michoacan, Guerrero... basically war zones when it comes to Drug-War. We were constantly reminded that we couldn't fight or arrest narcs, only the authorities were and (as usual) the Comission of Human Rights protected the stupid drug lords [Which might help you understand why we ''disappear''certain people]

I ascended to Sergeant 2/o but left because I wanted to go to college.

I've failed my admission tests and I can't get a job because soldiers have bad reputation amongst the civil population. I've been spending these years watching animay and crying every night until I fall asleep

>>35144932
jesus christ that fucking sucks, y'all need to stage a coup against your shitty cartel-owned government or something

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>>35143997
I was in the military, but my leg got injured and I was let go due to being dead weight.

>>35144993
It was a work in progress until Mr. President increased our salary. We ARE tired of being blamed for everything the govermment does.

I was one of the few who supported Trump because, if the Mexican govermment feels threatened by someone, they'd be forced to straighten up.

And it worked! Brute force was authorized.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/10/mexico-helicopter-gun-drug-cartel-leader-killed

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>>35145023
Ever been to /sg/?
>>>/pol/114378974

>>35143997
>short temper, would most likely private pyle
>legally blind, without glasses im a sitting duck
also I hate being competitive.
never understood the aspect of working against each other when we could be working with each other.

>>35145122
I don't go on /pol/. It's not a 'race' thing, I could not care less about being called sandnigger, but the same three or four threads get boring after a while.

>>35143997
It's always surprising how little civilians understand about what military life is like.

I'd love to enlighten you but I'm at work about to take a nap. Maybe play some Magic the Gathering later. My cards should of gotten here by now.

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>>35145180
/sg/ is not about that though. It's a bunch of autists following the Syrian conflict, occasionally trying to interfere in it by locating terrorist locations from videos. There's four or five Syrians in the threads as well. If you fought in the conflict like your little flag implies, or are Syrian in general, I'm sure folks would be interested in hearing your tales.

>>35144784
Just don't tell them you have it. At least in the US they can't look up menatal health records.

There ability to look up even normal health records seems limited to since recruiters just tell you to lie.

I told you once before. Only if the army sets up a special NEET force regiment.

I was a reservist for awhile. But joining up at my age is a no-go.

I'm about to join the infantry.
I don't care if I don't see deployment, I want to get somewhat fit, learn to shoot and stop being a pussy for three or four years.

Most soldiers in "the battlefield" don't even engage in combat, mate.

>>35143997
ayy lmao nah

>>35145180
>>35145233
/sg/ is a glorified twitter feed

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>>35146083
Yeah, the best one.

>>35144208
Jinkies you really flipped it around on that anon I wonder if he'll respond

But I am in the military

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it was my dream to join the canadian forces.

but I'm bipolar and heavily medicated. i can barely hold down a job in civilian life.

>>35146231
What do you do and what's it like

>>35146499
Literally get paid for sitting around all day.Sometimes you have to run an errand or listen to someone talk shit, other than you just spend 24 hour shifts listening to music and playing games.

>>35146880
What's your MOS, though?

Disqualified due to out toe that supposedly surgery can't correct with out disqualifing me due to a surgery that dod suggested fuck the military

>>35143997
Wanted to join but vision is horrible

>>35146918
I don't have a mos. Im with a support company that specializes in making clean water and other technical bullshit. But I dont do any of that stuff because we never actually do any operating.

>>35143997
My autism is too severe. bf is an army sergeant because coast guard rejected him. Got him a rent-a-cop jorb that pays decent.

well it's an option for when I turn 22, because I'm busy until then. but maybe...
by then I'll have a BA, I'll speak perfect French, and I'll be an experienced woodsman (inb4 Homer Simpson)...
could I be a spy?

>>35146880
t. air force