28 years old khv. I have never had a gf and I probably won't.

>>35143637
Go see an escort.

With the abundance of escorts, massage parlors, brothels having sex coldn't be more easier. If you're aiming for relationship, it's a different path.

>>35143637
fake tits are fucking awful looking and Ill never understand it.

>>35143709
They have their own charm pehaps, even natural tits will have lots of variants for shape and sagginess.

>>35143673
I'm asking if this will help me not look and act like a virgin anymore?

Will this make me not cringe in front of girls? Or get unnatural when people talk about sex around me.

Check out /x/ and ask how you can do a love spell, fageroli

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>>35143637
At your age and lack of skills the escort sex will just be awful. You're past your prime and you have likely trashed your dick with faps, toys and whatnot, and finally your expectations fr sex are likely unreachable, as in what you want it to feel like verse what it actually is.

tldr: you'll bust a nut in two minutes and cry for the other twenty eight.

>>35144689
>I'm asking if this will help me not look and act like a virgin anymore?

nope, at best you will level up to creeper

>Will this make me not cringe in front of girls?
unlikely, a lot of woman haters started their path from prostitutes because they can't get any girl to sleep with them without paying for sex.

>Or get unnatural when people talk about sex around me.
You might upgrade to getting angry because when you hear them talking about their adventures in the bed it will be about with people that found them attractive enough to sleep with them free of charge.

I only know two Vcarders that went with escorts as their first but both because far worse and more recused after the experience.

>>35145092

You mean I will never be able to last longer than 2 minutes even after?

>>35143637

36 yo khv.

you don't need to visit an escort. you need to find someone who will offer emotional intimacy and tell you that you are a worthwhile human being who deserves to be happy.

>>35146188
And? When or where does it happen?

You are fucking 36 and you never had a girlfriend.


>>35145092
Answer the fuck up mang.
What does trash my dick with porn mean?

That I can cum no more?

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Fucking answer.

>>35143637
I finally met a beautiful woman when I was 29. She was 5'10", Korean, and didn't give a shit about brands. We dated for almost a year before she moved back. Whatever way you go, don't give up. And an escort probably gets off on taking your virginity. Easy money for them

>>35145838
>>35146279
I think the point is that yout are past your best age to sex it and generally fapping a lot destroys both nerve sensitivity and endurance thus you either are going to cum quick or go noodle limb fast. Anon was being kind saying you at least come

>>35149006
>>35149006
This is literally never going to happen.
I'm tired of going through disapointments and people mocking my inexperience.

Even if it does happen a girl.shows interest, what happens?
She will just see me cringe shitless, and smell the creepy as fuck virgin and she will just run to date a Chad instead.


>>35149332
And there is no way I can cure this?
What you're telling me is that I should've had sex at 18-22 yo ?

Having sex and experience now doesn't help ?

>>35143673
also you will realise sex is overrated

>>35149855
I don't fucking care about sex.

I don't want to be embarassed when I'm near a oneitis or when my friends are talking about sex.

And I don't hate women either even if I'm rejected and all but if starting to see hookers will turn me into a creep fuck who curse women then what should I do?
Am I just condemned to be a sorry ass ?

>>35149855
It's overrated for people who have lots of it, you fucking asshole.

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So escorts are not the solution?
What should I do?

I can't get a girlfriend, literally every girl is scared of me when I show that I am interested and the only one who would show some sign ran off because I acted like a 100% virgin boy.

>>35150558
Escorts are a fine solution, I don't understand what these people are on about. The sex will be just as good if you find the right girls. Maybe you'll fuck up the first time(cum too fast/don't get hard/don't cum), but you'll get the hang of it eventually. How else are you supposed to learn. Be aware tho that it won't provide you with the feeling of being wanted or intimacy. But if you're like me you just accept that and move on. The only real downside is that when you're comfortable enough to see escorts on the regular it becomes as addicting as jerking off. I hope you've got a steady job if you ever get to that part, escorts aren't cheap.

>>35151127
And what about being a premature ejaculator?

I heard that fappin too much actually makes your dick too sensitive or simply cum on any contact.

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>>35151127
>tfw you spent $5000 one year on escorts

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Microkini Teen Girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pylEMW0kUU4

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>>35149683
He's just retarded. Unless you put your dick through a meat grinder / are severely depressed / have other physiological issues that would prevent you from getting hard, you will be able to have sex like any other guy. Ask a doctor if you're not sure.
You will probably blow your load in 2 minutes the first time though.
Must be dumb nofappers cunts leaking from leddit.

>>35151857
There are worse ways to spend that money.
>>35151571
Fucking a lot of whores will fix that problem in no time. Like I said, when you're just starting it will probably suck and you'll cum in like 5 minutes, but if you keep at it you'll make it. There is no other solution to that problem other than having a lot of sex.

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I'm so fucking confused I don't know what to do.

I need advices from people who know this stuff.