>Visiting mother for first time in 6 months >She says I

Nah that's weird man, just go eat

Eat a little ans get away from your mother. She seems like a bad influence.

>>35138825
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
forced

father's lies reduced my son in size

>>35138825
>/fit/ posting on /r9k/
Why am I not surprised?

>>35139518
Papa was deceitful, made my son less meatful.

>>35138825
>am literally the exact same weight and height
>literally no one cares

im really glad my family isnt made up of fucked up control freaks

Father's fabrication caused my son's starvation

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i'm 6,3 and weight 125 pounds is it that bad?

Daddy's deceit made my son not eat.

Daddy's tall tale made my son grow frail

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>5'11
>110 lbs
Get off my board fatass

Daddy's mendacity unbalanced junior's spatiality

>>35138825
>keeps saying 'daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs'

Kek

If serious just eat more. Drink your calories if you can't eat that much. Get some supplements for weight gain if needed, thsoe can easily get you 1000kcal in one go if you take two servings and mix them with milk

Fathers sins made my son grow thin

Pep-pep's corruption caused my good boy's health destruction

>>35138825
>daddies little fibs reduced my son to ribs
I woke up the household laughing at this

Husband's need to bone put my son's stomach in the groan zone

fathers infidelity caused my son's frailty

Just trade some gbp for tendies you fucking idiot

>>35138825
That's not even that skinny

I'm 6ft 150 and I'm a fat fuck who needs to lose at least ten pounds of fat

You must be American or something op s.mh

>>35139560
Yes it is, how the fuck are you alive?
Im 5'8 and 176.
Eat some fucking food.

>>35140652
Your weight is average, no need to lose any.

>>35138825
BMI 16.7
>>35139560
Height-adjusted BMI 14.7
>>35139894
BMI 15.3
>>35140652
BMI 20.3

Normal range is 18.5-25. Landwhales will tell you that having muscle means you can be healthy well above a BMI of 25, this is fatlogic, very few people have that much muscle (and no roasties do). Below 17.5 makes you eligible for an anorexia diagnosis, below 16 is officially labelled 'malnourished', below 15 is labelled 'emaciated' and is the point where you're considered at risk of dropping dead without warning.

>>35138825
>Daddy's little fibs reduced by son to ribs
Run as far away as you can

>>35140717
BMI doesn't mean shit, it's a flawed concept. I have a BMI of 26 and I can assure you I'm no landwhale.

>>35140779
In any given Anglosphere country, the population statistics are about 1/3rd overweight and 1/3rd obese -- people with overweight to obese BMIs might look normal, but are not. My BMI is about yours, didn't stop me from getting sleep apnea. You're a fatass (and so am I).

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>>35140779
>BMI 26
>not obese
Top grade kek

haha jokes on you. 6'0 like you but 210 lbs. and going to eat scalopes with Mayo.
life is good.

>>35138825
She sounds like a narcissistic cunt.

>>35140827
ok i admit, I am fat.

>>35138825
cut that toxic bitch out of your life, you weigh just fine! she just wants to tear you down because she can't stand being inferior. AWALT

>>35140854
>t. not me

>>35140856
this.
the irony is, coconut oil kills your apetite. you hear Op. play it cool make her forget by changing the subject. laugh a little.then say goodbye to ya mom.go back to dad. assure him there nothing just mom over reacted and thought you were skinny and a laugh it off. then do whatever you wanted to do.

you control the play, she is weak. and failed to climb the ladder with her son. because her son knows.

Find to ribs not bad, say lol mom

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>>35140799
>>35140827
This is what I was wearing when I was called fat. Tell me I asked for it, I dare you.

82kg, 1.75m, BMI of almost 27.

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If this is a dickmeasuring contest, I definitely win nigga.
1.85m tall and 54kg, 18 y.o.
I eat like shit, sleep like shit and generally have a shit life so that's probably why I'm malnourished. I'vr been like this since I was little but now I'm actually better than before.

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>>35138825
Fucking hell, men your age are starting families and shaping the world in their image, and you're living like a child. The horror is real.

>>35141133
Yep, you're fat. Again, 'fat' is an objective statement, not a socially based one. You are less fat than the average American male (BMI 29) and do not 'look fat' to people in countries with obesity epidemics. This does not mean you do not have an above-optimum amount of body fat that is and will continue to put your health at risk.

>>35141246
You know who else has an above-optimum amount of body fat that is and will continue to put their health at risk?

Your mom.

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>>35141133
>>35141246
To hammer in the point, this man is by his self-description 5'10" and 155 pounds, for a BMI of 22.2. Men on average overstate their height by 1-3 inches, but even with the most uncharitable assumption he's still in the healthy range. He also has an average to very slightly above average amount of muscle mass.
This is what a man of average height with a typical, healthy build looks like. If it looks unusual to you in any way, that's because you live somewhere with an obesity epidemic.