Fucking absolute worse thing you've ever done that people

Worst***
english isn't my first language

>>35138689
i went into the woods as a kid with a slingshot and shot a birds nest down. one of them didn't break, and it hatched but its mother couldn't find it and it probably died. i thought it was empty before i shot it so i didn't know.

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>>35138689
>Be me
>Like cute girl in middle school
>Do everything together
>Develop overwhelming crush on her
>Somehow she feels the same way despite my autismo levels
>Text every day over the summer
>Tell each other we're in love
>Move away for dad's job
>Feelings wear off quickly
>Kick her to the curb and block her
>She friends a friend at my new school and starts complaining about me
>New friend asks me about it
>I tell her I have no clue what she's talking about and get her to block her
>Take new friend to homecoming in high school

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found a pigeon at couldnt fly once picked it up and chuck it in a flooded underpass then drop a brick on it

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People, or at least the friend mentioned, know about this, but I want to use this thread as my confessional.

I had a really bad obsession with not being the nerd in school, and one of my friends was labeled one so I just started avoiding him. He eventually moved away and I didn't even say bye to him. I knew him since fourth grade and even went to his birthday party. This all happened in sixth grade.

Eric, if you're on here, I just wanted to tell you that I'm so sorry. From, Robert.

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I would post this real dark secret however the reddit tier good doers would knark on me and posting it would be incriminating to me

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Use to steal my only friend who was a girl's pantyhose and panties,
I convinced her I was gay so she would let me come to her room and she would try her clothes on in front of me.

>>35138966
Come on anon,
I doubt it's that bad.

>>35138760
fuck you

this clearly CANNOT be original

>>35138966
fine then, be a fag and don't anonymously post about some "dark secret" you did on a croation origami forum.

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>>35138966
If digits you have to spill the beans

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I came in my sister's pillow pet and forgot to wash it

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>>35139008
I still feel bad sometimes

>>35138689
I have discreetly masturbated in a car with five of my relatives in it.

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>>35138689
In middle school a girl I knew liked me once came to my cafeteria table (where I was sitting alone obviously) and tried to start a conversation with me and I literally looked down and said nothing until she left.

>>35139059
Fuck you normalshit leave reeeee etc

>>35138689
I molested my friend's sister and he never found out.

>>35139034
me too and in my parents bed while they were sleeping

>>35139073
will she tell him though?

>>35139034
In my dad's RV while we were in Colorado. Behind the bed where they COULD see me if they turned. The nervousness and the thrill came me the best nut in my life.

>>35139086
She did. He didn't believe her.

>>35138689
One time while I was waiting in an airport I saw this young girl, couldn't be older than 14, with these fucking huge tits, I'm talking like Christina Hedricks huge. My brains went instantly to my dick and I began stalking her, I even took photos, and then later I went to the restroom to jack off.

Then, realizing this could be the start to something very terrible I deleted the photos out of shame.

>>35139102
Is it just me or is this objectively not even wrong
You didn't assault her
She was in public
Who gives a shit

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I think I beat up some random while dunk af

blacked out and cant really remember it but i have a pair of red stained gloves so who the fuxk knows

>>35139073
What happened and why didnt he believe her

>be me
>knew a girl in high school
>sorta liked her but lived by the code money before pussy
>also followed the code that shitskins are subhuman and don't deserve the fucky fucky
>she adored me for some reason
>gather as many people around me as possible with me and her in the middle
>we have this meme where i "roast" someone by saying some super intellectual shit
>"You madam, are a human female lacking developed breasts" i say
>people go fucking apeshit
>everyone is either laughing their ass off or running around like a nigger
>she looks destroyed
>mfw shitskin gets destroyed by superior aryan genetics

>>35139110
The issue was with how young she was

>>35139180
Tits are tits, we're hardwired to be attracted to them regardless of what they're hanging from

I knocked a kid off his bike with my car and just drove away.

>>35139177
>ITT: things that originally never happened

When I was in high school me and my sister got really drunk. She never wore any clothes around the house except these loose short shorts and a thin shirt braless with D cups (she was thicc) After she went to bed I lost my virginity by fucking her for like 50 seconds.She didnt react or tense up at all, slipped in no problem so I know she doesnt know
I greatly regret this because the act its self is fucked up and I got close to my sister this year and I have to live with that at the back of my mind

>>35139221
theres no way that happened, did you put roofies in her drink or some shit? She definitely would have felt it unless your drugged her.

>>35139166
>have friend
>also friends with his sister
>she wants to come over to play video games
>sure why not
>she comes over, dad's at work so it's just us
>playing various Wii Games
>eventually start messing around on the computer
>get the idea that we should play Super Deepthroat
>"haha anon you should make me"
>"ok"
>try to recreate her in-game
>Breast Size: MAX
>"are my boobs really that big, anon?"
>"I don't know, let me check"
>grab her titties
>...
>"wait are you okay with this?"
>"sure, why not?"
>start to fondle them even more
>they're pretty fucking big
>"hey, can you take your bra off?"
>"I guess so"
>she unhooks her bra and lifts it above her tits, she hasn't lifted her shirt up to let me actually see them yet
>start to fondle her now free and jiggly titties through her shirt
>literally never even held a girl's hand up to this point so I'm going crazy, squeezing, jiggling, etcetera
>start to see her nipples get hard
>"I don't know if I like this anon"
>"well here, if you put your hands behind your back, then it's like you're not letting me do this"
>"okay..."
>at this point I'm sitting on top of her and just playing with her boobies, still clothed though
>she starts crying
>oh fuck
>ask her if she's okay
>she says yeah, she was just thinking about some guy she liked
>oh
>she gets up and puts her bra back on
>she says she has to go
>she leaves
>...
>later
>get text from original friend asking if his sister came over
>"yeah, why?"
>"one of her friends just told me she's crying in a ditch somewhere, she hasn't come home"
>oh fuck
>"she says you felt her up, is that true?"
>"nah, we play vidya for a while and then she started crying and left"
>"huh... yeah I figured you wouldn't do something like that. see you later!"
This happened when we were all in High School about five years ago. We are still friends and his sister is scared of me and won't even make eye contact with me. We regularly joke about this considering he thinks that she just made it up.

>>35138724
Happened
>>35138760
Happened
>>35138766
Happened
>>35138828
Happened
>>35138966
This guy's never hurt a fly
>>35138981
Didn't happen
>>35139019
Happened
>>35139034
Didn't happen
>>35139059
Didn't happen (this is r9k)
>>35139073
Didn't happen
>>35139102
Happened
>>35139129
Didn't happen
>>35139177
Didn't happen
>>35139221
Definitely didn't happen

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>>35139305
>>35139260
Does this mean she knows?

my sister and I had been fucking for years (since a little before puberty to a little before I went to college).

Neither of us particularly regret it and even joke about it, but we're certainly not telling anyone irl.

>>35139418

THAT IS VERY SEXUALIZED, RANDALL!

(rulrulrulrlurul)

>>35139384
If you literally did it and didn't drug her I would be shocked if she didn't know. She'd have to be like literally blacked out, and even then it's iffy

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>have crush on a girl in high school
>obviously she already has a boyfriend, like any girl that's even remotely attractive
>accept that I have no chance, too shy / beta to initiate socialization anyway
>pay to fuck an escort that looks like her instead

I don't know. I think that probably the worst would be the fact that I have a serious fat fetish, but that's all I can really think of.

stole a gameboy advanced from my friend who was poor and it was his birthday present (or christmas maybe).

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>>35139418
Can you green text how it first happened for um uhh reasons a-anon?

>>35139303
You are a fucked up induvidual sir

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>be 15
>riding my bike back from the game shop
>carrying a big brown bag full of MTG cards
>autism kicks in
>lose control of the bike
>roll into someones car
>leave a long black scratch mark on it
>pick up my shit and roll away as fast as I can

Don't know if I actually caused lasting damage to that car or not. Don't really want to find out.

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>>35139495

If that's the worst thing you've ever done, you're a regular saint, Anon

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>>35139550
Sure, but I've felt unbra'd, clothed boobies and saw her nipples poke through. Have you?

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Generally it was lying, lust, pride and vanity, although I did steal something once. I've also held a gun to my head, but I don't think that's what's meant by the thread. I also used to ignore people. Not exciting but bad enough. We all need a savior.

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I was at my friends house, we were playing n64 some yoshi shit, suddenly i got very very horny (puberty) i was about 13. I told my friend that i need to go to the bathroom, instantly started fapping. While fapping i was thinking about his mom so i scavanged the dirty clothse bin and found her underwear i put it in my mouth and fapped, wasnt good enough so i took her toothbrush and slowly inserted it in my ass. Came instantly. At the same time the door opens, its his mom she didnt know i was there. Sees me with toothbrush in ass,cum on hands and her panties in my mouth. I never saw my friend again, i was told that if i ever come near him, the police would take me away.

>>35138689
6 years ago I shot my dad's neighbors dog with a .357 magnum and threw it in the garbage, When they asked If my dad had seen it I said "what dog"?

I killed it because It wouldn't stop barking every fucking night and even after letting it off It's leash it wouldn't run away


Felt bad for doggo but he went instantly and I got to sleep better after that

>>35139640
You probably did everyone a favor

>>35139640
That's some serial killer shit anon, you need jesus

>>35139606
LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR

>>35139684
Serial killers don't feel remorse, I felt bad for the dog. But sleeping was more important to me then some white trash's yapping dog decreasing property values and keeping everyone awake all night.

>be me around 8/9 I can't honestly remember the year
>hang out with younger neighbor at my school (i cant even remember why I was hanging out with him)
>there's a new kid
>we walk up to him, talk to him. He seems cool and sings the power rangers theme song and I thought that was awesome
>we invite him to our street to hang out
>he comes over and before he enters i was like "we gotta make him sing the power rangers theme!"
>we hang out for a bit
>there's a giant tree in between two houses in our street
>we all walk over to climb on it etc and just do regular kid shit
>I have an idea to take down the climbing rope
>I tie him to the tree and stuff his mouth with leaves like a hostage situation
>we grab these really thick vines and start lashing the fuck out of him
>he's screaming as we lay into him with these vines
>we're saying "DO THE POWER RANGERS THEME"
>with a muffled voice he's trying to get out "go...go...power raaangers"
>after we lash him for almost 10 minutes, we let him free
>he sits down outside while we watch tv in my neighbors house and he's just crying
>his mum finds out
>I get in a LOT of shit

I don't know if it's the worst thing Ive done but it came to mind

>>35139684
sleep deprivation is a form of torture, don't need to be a psychopath to do that

>>35138689
stole aids medicine from a gambling addict

>>35138828
Can I ask what Eric looked like? Skin tone, hair colour, body type etc.

Might be a strange request but would be cool if you could answer this for me.

>>35139772
Why are children like this? Why do they lack so many basic emotions?

My friends and I used to do shit like that all the time. In 4th grade we had a game where we acted as a society that used rocks as currency and pretended the trees were our homes and when the 3rd graders tried to play it started a fucking war and we pelted them with the rocks. I remember vividly hurling a chunk of sandstone the size of a grapefruit with all my strength at some Indonesian kid's leg when he was on the ground since he tripped while trying to run away from us and one of my friends smacking some kid in the stomach with a giant stick til he screamed and cried and no one thought anything of it and it only stopped after nearly 2 weeks of this shit when some fatfuck 3rd grader wailed on the whole game.

>>35139177
t. normie narcissistic faggot
kys cuckold

>>35139921
Children have yet to understand concepts such as empathy or responsibility.

It's part of what makes us miss being a kid.

Fapped on my friend's dog.

I don't think there's anyone in the world IRL I could tell I did that.

>>35138689
>in highschool, 14
>abo kids have their own education center built
>they do "traditional" paintings on it
>literally just dipping their hands in paint and pressing them on the wall, and some dots that are meant to be lakes or some shit
>steal paint from the art room
>sneak back at 2am
>put paint on my tackle and press it against the wall, do the same with my arse cheeks
>repeat this 5 or 6 times
>turn up at school the next day, everybody's talking about it
>act all shocked and appalled, sir

>>35139921
Kiddos are like blank sheets of paper, morals, and values must be taught. We just don't naturally have these things.

sucked my dogs cock and put it up my ass (but he didn't fuck me just sort of stood there)

>>35138689
pls no judging me
>had female friend 4 years younger than me
>be 19
>she moved to another country with her dad and 2 older sisters
>they both think i'm a pedo creeping on their 15 year old sister
>dad liked me though
>i went there to visit her, ended up living there for 6 months
>would note which underwear she was wearing every day so that if i was doing laundry i'd know which ones to smell
>also smelled her t shirts which were actually a lot nicer, they smelled comfy
>eventually she moved back home, i went home with her
>she's over at my house one day playing rockband
>her mom let her sleep over
>she brought a change of clothes so she could shower in the morning
>woke up at 5am and set up a hidden video camera in the bathroom
>morning comes
>she says she doesn't want to shower because she forgot underwear
>goes into bathroom looking for panty liners
>worried she's gonna see the camera cause she's going through shelves
>eventually she gives up
>check video later
>IF SHE LOOKED 1 INCH LOWER SHE'D HAVE SEEN IT FUCK
>nope out and delete the video and never do anything like that again

I never got the video but it worked out, a couple months later we started dating and I would finger her and play with her boobs like every day. She was 16 by then so it was legal.

>>35140248
your dog is as beta as you

>>35138689
I would be locked up if I confessed, I'm on thin ice as it is.

I took about 250 ug of lsd one night and my parents who had no idea I did drugs encountered me yelling at 2 in the morning and subsequently had to babysit me for 3 hours

>>35140039
FUCKING WHY
FOR WHAT PURPOSE

>>35140039
i kek'd heartily, godspeed anon

>be me
>8 years old
>having shower in the 2nd bathroom (first one was recently renovated at the time, and it was for my parents to use, while I used this one).
>was generally used for storing the vacuum and other cleaning tools, but everything functioned fine
>have to shit, but was too lazy to get out of the shower to go to the toilet less than 2 metres away from me
>stick my shota fingers in my anus, scoop out some shit, get disgusted, then stick it down the drainage pipe
>felt kind of good on my prepubescent butt, so I kept doing it every time I had to take a dump
>kept my ass thoroughly cleaned, and it would eliminate the need to take a shit in the toilet
>if parents wanted to investigate the smell, I'd tell them I was on the toilet after I got out of the shower.
>this continued until I was about 12, then I stopped once I realised how fucked it was, and the fact that the bathroom I used was getting old and things wouldn't work properly.
>no one knows about this
Yep

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>>35138689

Sucked off the family dog

>>35140248
>>35140970
The dog needs some love too

>>35138760
fuck are you doing on /r9k/?