In pretty much less than 24 hours the wagecuckold will return

>>35137409
I love these threads wakey wakey wagie those neetbuxs aren't going to generate themselves

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>>35137409
This cucklet cannot be saved from his destiny.

>>35137409
jokes on you i also have to work today

>>35137409

>tfw partial job slave cuck

Have to work 4hours mo-wed to keep my welfare at max amount.

How do you wagecucks stand working full weeks at 8 hours, 4 is about max I can manage without wanting to kill myself.

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*cough, cough, sniffle*

Why hello there, wagie! It's me again

I see you've managed to make it to another weekend. Congratulations on y--
*dad bursts in*

>OH MY FUCKING GOD, ARE YOU EVER GOING TO GROW UP AND STOP POSTING THAT SHITTY FUCKING FROG ON THAT PERVERTED WEBSITE YOU VISIT?
>YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE SICK OF TAKING CARE OF YOU. GET A DAMNED JOB BY MONDAY OR YOU'RE HOMELESS.

>YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE FAMILY NAME. AN EMBARRASSMENT. YOU ARE THE RESULT OF A BROKEN CONDOM AND TOO MANY MARGARITAS. I WISH YOUR MOTHER HAD SWALLOWED YOU INSTEAD.
*dad slams door*

h-heh...fucking wagecucks...

>cannot wait till overthrow jew overlords

brekeke

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>one week later

LMAO GUYS, LOOK. THAT OLD HOMELESS NEET FELL ASLEEP IN THE PARK AGAIN. LET'S DRAW ON HIM LOOOOOL

YO TED, PUT YOUR BALLSACK ON HIS FORHEAD. FUCKING PRICELESS LMAOOO

*teenagers take photos with the phones they bought from having a job and post them to their social media profiles, for all of their friends to see*

>>35139701

>teenagers bought phones
>bought
>job

You mean mommy and daddy bought them a new iphone 10++++ssss edition.

Get your facts straight memester.

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>>35139680
>>35139701

this is sad, I liked the comfy NEET. it's NOT FAIR. please let this story end nicely for our NEET hero

>>35139680
I kekd to where i shat my pants a little

>>35137409
someone post that pic of giant comfy pepe in between the skyscrapers

and make sure you post "WAKEY WAKEY WAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" along with it plz

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>>35139680
still better than being a cuckold

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>>35140090
WAKEY WAKEY WAAAGIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

oregano