How does this make you feel knowing this will be the best girl

>>35135428
>How does this make you feel knowing this will be the best girl you'll ever get?
great

>>35135428
brilliant , where do i sign ?

>>35135428
WouId smash. Nice tits. Okay face. A little chubby. She looks tall as fuck though, like 5'11".

>>35135428
Pretty good, actually my dick went hard...i need moar.

>>35135428
So far I had 0 girls
I don't think I'm ever topping my personal record

>>35135428
>nice big tits
>could look pretty good with some make up
Sweet

>>35135472
>She looks tall as fuck though
>though

>>35135428
shut the fuck up i could have stacys if i tried

>Implying I wouldn't rather be alone than with a fatty

>>35135428
I wish. She's pretty cute and has big ol' biddies

>>35135428
Jokes on you. I've fucked a model, and my first gf was such a qt she had Chad's trying to pull her away from me the whole time eventually they succeeded

>implying I could ever get a girl with tits that big

>tfw you're ugly and you know that any guy who dates you will be settling for you even if he's a robot

>>35135512
what do you mean

what's wrong. You want giantessses?

Went out with girl sorta like that not quite that big tho

>>35135673
I thought you were implying that her height is a negative.

She looks cuddly. If she's fun to talk to and has a nurturing tendency I'd go out with her for a while.

>>35135428
That's a pretty good one, huge rack.

>>35135773
it is

i like short girls

>>35135428
My entire life isn't based of some flesh bag that is used for fucking.

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>>35135428
Chester Cheetah

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but i have a belly fetish

>>35135891
>it is
gay

>>35135428
>Implying we look as bad as OP
I take care of my body and look good.
I'm just upset at the state of the dating market.
I don't want to participate in the cock carousal.
I just want a pure waifu.

>>35135428
SHED BE SO CUTE IF SHE WOULD JUST LAY OFF THE

BIG

MACS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

seriously, she's cute as fuck, i love when girls wear no makeup and are kinda ugly, i just WISH she'd lose that fucking weight man i'd WIFE it up

NOT EVEN ALL OF IT JUST LET ME PUT MY HANDS AOUND YOUR WAIST COMFORTABLY

>>35136369
Kik?

>inb4 "are you a grill"
Yes I am

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>>35137679
not him but can i give you my kik? I like bellies too ;-;
trentington69

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>>35135428

bring the pig back to its stable

>>35135428

thicc

also shes not wearing makeup,if she were wearing makeup, shed be an 8/10

Pretty alright considering a slightly prettier face is all I want appearance wise

Maybe a little thiccer too but y'know

If she had a nice personality and good values, I'd be more than happy to marry her and love her forever.

>>35135428
fuck, that isn't that bad, classic butterface

>>35135428
She's really cute. I'd sleep on her belly and cuddle with her

I've just now imagined a personality for her, how her voice sounds.
I'm imagining her telling me she loves me.

Now I feel cold and alone.

I don't get it? Does she have stds or something?

>crazy pills on dressing table

no thanks

>>35135428
I think her face is really cute.
Her body is also sexy.

>>35135428
>great knowing i will get a girl

>>35137679
oh shit, I came off my computer an hour ago
sorry I don't have kik

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>>35137679
>>35138488
Fuck fuck fuck
Ah well, you're probably in America so maybe I shouldn't feel bad for missing out
Goddamn it