>Be on work break >Colleagues all start talking about their

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>>35133506
>pic strongly related
asfasf

>>35133506
if someone wants me to lose any interest in talking to them now and in the future whatsoever, they should start talking about their sex life

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>>35133506
I fuck my gf regularly, but she won't let me do anal.
>tfw

Does this ever really happen? Seems like something they put in tv and film.

>>35134556
do it when she is blacked out from being drunk

when ever this was brought up in school or even around friends now I just lie. Its super easy and if you arnt retarded they always believe it. Its that simple

>>35134578
I think she would notice when she wakes up

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>>35133506
>valentines day
>prof does consensus for who has dates or gfs bfs
>only one who doesnt raise hand
>laughs
>says I should work on essay since I'm not busy
When does it get better guys

>>35134598
It doesn't. Sooner you realize that the better

>>35134598
that prof is seriously fucked in the head for asking that sort of question

>>35133506
pretend I'm religious and saving myself for marriage

>>35134598
If i were a professor or teacher i would enjoy fucking with my students like that

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>>35133506
I just show them pic related