You walk in on your mom fucking/cheating on your dad with this

>2002 called and it wants its necklace and bracelet back you roid raging faggot.

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Kek. I would stab him or something. XD

>call the cops
>he's roid raging
>he gets tasered
>dies to heart failure thanks to taser

>his parents are married

My mom and dad haven't been together since I was two. So nothing.

Tell him to leave, kick his ass if he starts something

Tell my dad my mom was cheating

>>35131701
Wearing jewelry is an alpha trait

>>35131673
Punch that oversized faggot in the mouth and tell him to get out unless he wants my dick in his ass.

Probably go and get my gun, and then kill him.

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>sorry brother Chad...

my mom is single.

Pull out his windpipe :)

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>>35131673
Joke's on you, my mom's a late in life lesbian! I don't even think I'd remotely care at this point.

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>>35131908
Oh really? Do you see any jewelry on this alpha male?

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>>35132546
>alpha male