>26 year old virgin
>Second date in less than an hour
>Spent the day washing my car, cleaning my apartment, and trimming my pubes
>Got Mommy's Credit Card at the ready to pay for shit
>Going to a gastropub, whatever the fuck that is
>Have condoms
Is there anything I'm forgetting in the unlikely event that I actually get laid?
More like gastropube
>>35129764
Good luck my man, you can do it
>>35129764
>fucking her with a condom
What are you, a beta faggot?
So how would one trim their pubes?
Ps. Its the THIRD date you're supposed to have sex on, not the second
>>35130427
lol'd, don't forget it's [current year]. Don't need to date to hook up anymore.
Remember. The goal isn't to get laid, it's to enjoy yourself and enjoy her. You are prepared, so forget about that thing in the back of your mind and just get lost with her. Sex is an animal thing, and the logical brain in shit at picking it apart, so just feel through it.
Try to fuck her ASAP, if it doesn't work doesn't matter that's the end goal. As long as she isn't o hell no there's a chance. Imma never impress girl with stuff.
>>35130517
>Don't need to date to hook up anymore.
you are on a robot board
if you press before the third date you'll just fuck it up and end up back here with us.