I'm mortally afraid of my future husband-in-law. >Be

Keep going OP!!! I would like to read more of your story.

>>35129679
go on

but it better be original

>>35129679
Waiting for the rest of the story famalamadingdong.

>>35129679
Go on please. Tell us about this future husband in law

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>>35129679
>Unfortunately for them there is almost no chance of this ever happening.
>a lifetime of seeing our parents fight and intense emotional stress has done some serious damage.
>my younger sister is a shut-in. I know almost nothing about her. She always looks depressed. She almost never comes out of her room
>My younger brother is roughly the same, he just sits in his room all day and plays Overwatch
>except he and I talk more and Im a lot closer to him
>I am me, as I said earlier.
>Undiagnosed depression, crippling lonliness and apathy.
>all I do is 4chan, anime, and work (I am currently being cucked at the UPS night shift)
>I have only one friend that I am remotely close to
>One of two friends I made while being homeschooled
>one I have cut off almost completely for complicated reasons
>the only reason I still know my other friend is because he has a phone
>my mom is always telling me I should go and do stuff with him.
>I never call or text unless he does first, he almost never does
>I don't want friends.
>I cut them off because they seems like fairly normal functioning human beings and I hate being around them and would rather hide in my room.
>same thing for relationships
>4chan has successfully redpilled me into hermithood, fear of girls, fear of Stacie's and Chad's and just about everything else
>I've redpilled myself into being happy to die alone and a virgin
>my three younger sisters after the two siblings I mentioned are all adopted (all under 7)
>drugged. Their mothers did all sorts of shit and one abondoned her in the hospital
>Who knows how they're going to turn out
>but I don't want to sidetrack too much.
>basically it looks like my parents failed epically in raising kids.
>no hope at all for grandkids.

I think that's all the setup. Cont?

>>35130011
Yes please continue

Origamihermitupsposter

>>35130011
Just keep fucking going you goddamn validation-seeking nigger.

>>35129679
>husband-in-law
wat

>>35130119
Yeah, that would basically be like... your common law husband? Or would it be your wife's husband? Because sister's husband/wife's brother is brother-in-law.

>>35130011
Goddammit I dropped an entire post. Sorry, I'm on mobile. Let me type it up again.

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>>35130011
Now it gets good
>After all this shit we get to my older sister, the only one we haven't talked about yet
> She's a lot like my mom, I think. I dont know that much about her.
> She could probably do just about anything if she tried.
> Anyway, a couple years back she worked the nightshift at safeway
> Stocking shelves and filling orders and shit like that
> We can call her M
> Guess who else worked the nightshift at safeway?
> Him
>He worked in the liquor department, what ever the fuck that means
> We can call him D
> Perfect hair
> At least 6'0
> Fit
> Good sense of fashion, not that I would know.
> They met over a year ago I think
>He moved in last month, we have a little house in the backyard
>We remodeled it just for them
>Anyway, their really close
> They are always hanging out together
>cooking, hiking, that sort of thing
>most importantly they always seem genuinely happy to be around each other, I have never seen them get remotely pissed at each other.
> Now we talk about me and him

Cont, sorry for slow.

>>35130467
Waiting senpai. Waiting.

Wakawakawakfuwakfu

>>35130467
Welp don't let this thread sleep

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>>35130467
I think we're almost done now.

>anyway, I have absolutely no interest in getting to know D
>I just dont care at all, none of my business
>I can't relate to him at all
>he loves to cook, I can't stand remotely fancy food and I eat the same shit everyday, as simple as I can
>it probably looks awful to him
>it seems like everyday he makes something new
>I'm always incredibly impressed but I would never say anything about it
>He loves to hike
>I hate it. I mean I sort of like it but it's always with family and "friends" and pictures and shit
>As I said I know almost nothing about him
>I have completely and entirely subbed before him
>if he's in the kitchen making food I try to stay away and not touch anything
>if I need to eat I'll quietly dance around the kitchen avoiding his counterspace and treating his elbow room like a shitskin does a walmart
>I have never told him anything more than the smallest detail about myself
>I have never asked him anything about himself
>never opened a conversation
>don't even know his last name
>etc
>my mom picks up on this shit
>I have also never told her any if the shit going on in my life, but I feel like she knows most of what's going on
>I can't imagine how painful it must be for her to watch her kids live like this when she imagined so much better
> My younger brother doesn't even go to school
>anyway, she confronts me about him
>she wants me to get to know him
>Wants me to spend time with him
>That probably seems a little strange for you guys, he's just a BF, right?
>wrong
>

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>my mom tells me that she made a lot of compromises and cut a lot of corners for him to live here.
>says if he were just some passing Chad she wouldn't have let him
>then
>she tells me that she talked with my sister and they both think he's "the one"
O fug
>as I said earlier, my mom is conservative and religious so she is taking this relationship very seriously
>she supports it completely
>she probably sees it as the only way one of her kids Is going to grow up and have a family and make her proud
>but in a good way if that makes any sense
>she says he is part of the family now, I need to get to know him
>I weasle my way away and talk to him even less.
>I feel like shit every time I talk to him

Next part is final

>>35130848
Is he vampire, werewoof, is he chocolate?

>>35130885
Let me guess, he saw you naked somehow (shower accident or something, sounds like a crowded house to me) and made fun of your microcock and told your senpai all about it?

>>35130947
Even worse

He has started coming into my room at night and making me pretend to be my sister's sister

>>35130885
Last part
> Today
>weekend
>I'm wasting it away in self pity and loathing as per the norm
>I'm hungry
>I step outside my room, walk down the hall, and step outside
>I have my own front door, it's kind of complicated
>I don't want to eat garbage today so I go bike down to burger King and eat some garbage
>yum
>Sit in BK longer than I have to so I don't have to go home for a few minutes, lurk r9k and laugh at the people who are so entitled they go back to the counter and complain there isn't enough bacon
>I would probably die before doing that
>go home
>pray to Kek that my door is still unlocked
>it is
>Step inside and since there were no cars in the driveway I listen to the house to see if anyone is home
>my autism scope is firing on all cylinders
>it is quiet
>I sneak into the living room, nobody there, I sneak towards the kitchen
>I hear a small sound
>I saw my younger sister come out of her room earlier today so maybe it's her
>it's D
O fug
>he says, "hey, anon" in a pleasent voice like he always does, calm and friendly
>I mutter "hey" , trying to think of a way to escape
>I just ate so I can't make food
>I did the dishes earlier today
Aha
>I slither over to the fridge, open the little drawer inside, and pull out a stick of string cheese, making enough noise that it is obvious I am getting it out of the drawer, hoping to defuse conversation
>he chuckles to himself softly

JK not last part, just giving you this to read

>>35131148

You lied to me, Anon, but I'm too invested in the story now. Keep going

>>35131148
Go on

Originality artificially inflated

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>>35131148
>he says, "you missed all the action earlier"
>I freeze I'm my tracks, cheese in my pocket safely hidden from view
>"W-what happened?"
>he tells me a funny story about how the cat caught a rat but didn't kill it all the way, brought it to us
>I missed the story but it was something about my little sister (the 5 year old) killing it with a brick
>I act mildly surprised
>"W-what do you know?"
>start walking back to my room.
>overcome by sadness

>he tried to talk to me
>he can probably see what's going on with me
>he is probably trying to close the gap between us
>he told me a funny story, just the two of us were in the room
>we could have started talking about stuff
>we could have hit it off
>I could have asked him about one of his recipes or told him i recognize one of the games in his scant Steam library that downloads to the shared computer in the garage
>but I ran away
>I get to my room and lock the door and curl up on my bed
>I try to think of anything but how he smiled when I walked in
>Or how when he speaks he always talks with a little chuckle, like everything is a bit funny and everything is ok
>or how maybe his smile doesn't always reach his eyes the whole way and maybe he's a little like me
>or that I have no way of knowing since I never ever look him in the eye
>I ran away instead
>now what?

That really was the last part. Sorry for the wait.

OP here

When I said he is my Husband-in-law I guess I meant brother-in-law but it didn't come to mind and it looked like a title that might make someone click it.

>>35131350
Go talk to him, he seems like a nice enough fella, he will understand if you open yourself to him

>>35131350

>now what?

leave your room and go talk to him

you have done serious damage to your social skills that will take time and effort to repair, but the longer you wait, the more damage will be done and the more work it will take.

he definitely knows you're a sperg and he doesn't care. this is your chance. go now. do not read any more replies. close this tab now and go and talk to him.

>>35131350
Have you tried sharing a drink with this dude? Might loosen you up a bit.

>>35131350
What's wrong with him? Just try getting along. He doesn't sound bad and he is trying to connect with you. He could be a really cool in-law.

OP hasn't posted in a few minutes. Gonna assume he took steps to better know his in-law :)

>>35131413
>>35131489
>>35131409
I'm not interested in opening up. I'll deal with it one day, who knows, maybe I'll change when I grow up like my sister, she originally never wanted a relationship either

>>35131414
I don't drink. I've never been to a bar or any social event with alcohol. I dont want to risk becoming a wine connesuier or an alcoholic

>Le straightedge fug xdddddd

>>35129679
Just keep praising KEK, good will come if you put KEK before all else.

>>35131623
Ask him if he smokes weed and ask him to share some