>tfw i told you guys i was going on a date today and was finally

>>35129572
I just fucked a girl on first date. Feels great man.

I was a virgin until 23

have a pillow

just get an escort bro.

>>35129638
That's cheating.
and I don't want to get caught

Alright anon I'll try some of what you're sharing. What did you do.

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>>35129829
>be me
>meet up with friend who knows i like her and she has told me she likes me
>go to see a movie
>she keeps nudging my leg with her leg during the previews
>starts breathing a bit more shallow than usual
>its_happening.gif
>put my arm around her
>instantly freezes up
>crosses her arms
>remains in same position for next two hours
>kino ends
>she didn't like it, but i know she's a pleb so it doesn't matter
>but she's all pissy
>won't look me in the eyes
>we call it a night and head to our separate dorms
>tfw we were hitting it off all lovey-dovey-like until i put my arm around her
>tfw i'll never understand women

>can get a date
>thinks he's an abnormie

fuck off

>>35130019
She sounds like shit.
Orig

>>35130019

>told me she likes me

See now that's where you misinterpreted things. She likes you as a friend/possibly another wallet to suck on, but not as a guy who is fit to fuck her, and that is why she got pissy, because you made a move that only 'the right man' should make, not her buddy/2nd/3rd/4th wallet. I'm guilty of this myself, and not even knowing I was doing it. Like this chick I knew way back when would come sit on my lap out of nowhere, just plant her ass in my lap like I was just a piece of furniture and would sit there until I put my hands on her, then she hopped off faster than if I was the surface of the sun.

tl;dr- she didn't see you as a guy, just another of her girl friends

>>35130019
why didn't you fucking ask her what was wrong

>>35129671
>FREEEEDOM AMEEEEEERICAAAAAAAAAA
>cant even legally get a prostitute
lmao at americucks

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>>35130019
how old were you back then anon?
original fcking normiesbtfo

>>35129572
Screw bitches. You're better than that. Improve yourself and find a good hobby then surround yourself with people instead. It is lot more worthwhile.

>>35130210

>possibly another wallet to suck on
>POSSIBLY

>>35130330
This, plus I'm pretty sure if she really had a problem she would shrug your arm off her and not let it sit there for 2 hours

>>35130481

Don't you know? Prostitution is violation of basic human rights, eurogoy.....err, uneducated euro-friend!

>>35130817
Only if shes forced to do that, amerifat.. not the anon you replied~

>>35130210
this, you gotta read inbetween the lines man. If you guys hardly ever talk or atleast never had an intimate discussion then she only sees you as a favor friend. I just got through dealing with this. Took the bitch out and the whole 9 yards but got hit by the "I only want friends right now" bullshit despite her being a whore on snapchat. Its ok though cause she's hitting 30 and she's overweight so her lake will dry up soon enough. Already getting hit by the "why dont you talk to me anymore" texts. fuck that trap, not falling in again.

>>35130019
Should've asked her the problem. Heck, you still can. Just ask why she didn't enjoy the date.