Cute date ideas >stick pop its in your urethra >bang your

>>35129465
what

saved pic btw

>>35129465
take her on a picnic
bitches love picnic

How would one go about sticking pop its in their urethra?

>>35129517
Is a caecelia btw not snake. Look em up mofuckers are cool

>>35129465
Cute date idea

>stick toothpicks under your fingernails
>get stood up

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>>35129676
>cut super thin straw (like they use for mixing coffee) in half lengthwise
>stick both halves together into urethra
>stick very thin needle nose pliers into straw
>slowly open pliers and gradually open straw halves really far apart, pushing urethra with them
>quickly insert funnel into straw as you remove pliers
>have fun with the whole family putting all sorts of objects into your peehole with this advanced sounding technique