"Hey, Anon, I'm going to be home soon. Clip your fingernails

>>35122532
uh i think you have the wrong number, bye

>>35122532
Why?

thisisaoriginalpostandifyoudisagreeyoucangoandfuckingkillyourselfyoufuckingprick

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>clips fingernails to a sharp point and soaks my hand in vinegar and rubbing alcohol

>>35122600
>>35122590
anal prodding

Sure thing baby...

*sprays hands with pepper spray*

>>35122621
absoletly devilish

>>35122532
I...I dont get it...what is it supposed to mean?

>the call that saved Anon's mental health

Keep your hands well moisturized.

>>35122992
t. someone who has never sprayed pepper spray before

>>35124053
she wants you to put your fingers and toes in her vagina

>>35124053
Soft, well-groomed hands are better for rubbing pussy. In the book "Of Mice and Men," the character Curley keeps his left hand in a glove filled with vasoline.

>>35125086
>>35125077
But like if shes wet then you dont really need to soak your hand in warm water. Nor do you need to cut your nails if you know what you're doing.

I mean your nails don't even get close when playing with her clit

>>35125303
Anon you're clueless, even a tiny bit of fingernails can ruin the pussy fingering experience for a girl. According to my girlfriend at least. She hates any fingernails

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>>35124196
underrated

originales

>>35122532
*unsheathes hand katana*

>>35125885
Then youre not doing it right. Dude seriously its not that big a deal. Shes probs just super anal.