>Good morning, Anon! I woke up early and made french toast!

french toast? well did you make an actual meal too or just that sugar bread shit?
and bible reading? lmao why? everyone already knows the entire gist of the bible.

GOD IS LIE GOD IS LIE GOD IS LIE

>>35120272
I'd love that life tbqh

It's half past four in the afternoon douchebag.

Who are you? Why the fuck are you in my house?

>>35120272
"Thanks sweetie, I'm so glad we stopped watching pornography! These taste amazing."

>>35120272
>daily bible reading

Oh god, I'd rather just not have a gf. I had enough of that shit in Sunday School and Youth to last a lifetime.

>>35120272
i'd only be okay with her reading the bible out loud if it was during sex or something like that

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>tfw I studied the Bible on my own so I could further my fedora-tipping arguments in 6th grade
I made some Protestant girl cry in my biology class when I BTFO her in an argument about evolution

no wonder I have no friends

/r9k/ could benefit so much from the true teachings of Christ

nah, i was force fed Roman Catholicism when i was a young un, id rather just fap

>>35120698
This was me from like 4th grade to Freshman year in high school. I know 4 people that no longer believe in Christianity that I btfo throughout school.

>>35120272
Yeah no. Thanks for the toast though. Now get the fuck out random person.

Seriously considering switching to Christianity.

>>35120977
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzqfmj0tqYs

That's not the same woman from OP's pic

Listening to her talk along side the crowd,
coupled with what she was saying really puts things into perspective