>The spiders in the wall started fighting again Great, now

>>35115487
>I'll be up all nice
what did you mean by this?

>>35115502
maybe it's all the lack of sleep from these fucking cunts DOING THIS EVERY GOD DAMN NIGHT

>>35115487
Sounds like you're living in Australia, but the times are wrong.

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S-spiders can make sounds?

>>35115603
Yes they sound like little fucking whistles and it's so annoying. I try to hit my hand on the wall to scare them but they are used to me shouting by this point and won't fuck off.

>>35115627
why don't you just murder them

>>35115662
how do i get into the wall?

>>35115705
light it in fire

>>35115487
anon I don't think it's spiders you are dealing with there

>>35115725
i don't think my land lord would like that

>>35115733
what? it's true i have never seen them but what else could it be? they do not sound like mouse squeeks

>>35115487
Where the fuck you live where spiders makes sounds?

>he still hasn't taken the arachnopill

Here's a quick rundown:

>a single strand of spider web has more potential energy than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki
>a spider's carapace, if sufficiently scaled, could adequately shield a nuclear blast
>a spider egg contains as much DNA as four humans combined
>spiders can sustain hundreds of atmospheres of pressure and can work flawlessly in a vacuum >top scientists have discovered spiders working at both the bottom of the sea and in the ultra-thin atmosphere thirty miles above the Earth
>can grow beautiful, near-flawless emeralds on their abdomens (Kenyan Applecrosser spiders can do this)
>can also weave wind-sailing "parachutes" capable of taking them high above the world below such as with WindCurrent Spiders that have lived for hundreds of millenia within the Earths ionosphere
>the Orange Magma Spider can resist heat up to 5,300 degrees F
>given sufficient motivation, the Harjack Spider can produce enough silk to suffocate the average human infant in a matter of minutes
>the Viedant Spider, when it comes across a dead insect, uses an unusual form of venom to inject new life into the unappetizing corpse >scientists are studying the spider as a potential treatment for several forms of deadly cancer
>the term "Iron Curtain" was coined by Churchill not just as a reference to the political situation but also as an imaginative (if bleak) description of a wave of North Sea Fancy spiders washing up near his beachfront home
>if kept safe, a spider can continue to live and grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time and cannot die from natural causes
>in fact, in China there exists a collection of 'holy' spiders, hatched some 2,800 years ago during the height of the Mang-Tsun dynasty
>Harvard neurologists have discovered that an average spider's brain possesses a greater mental capacity than the world's most brilliant scientists
>if their brains didn't lack a cognitive lobe, they'd be more intelligent than Einstein

I know tarantulas hiss but spiders screech?

>>35116139
>if kept safe, a spider can continue to live and grow larger for a theoretically unlimited amount of time and cannot die from natural causes
no thanks

>>35116139
I can't tell if your fucking with me. I hate spiders so very much and you just made it worse.

>>35116139
I remember reading this from some shady website a couple of years ago.
What's the deal? What's the origin story of this meme?

Stop taking so much Benadryl, OP.

>>35116866
Shh. They're tacos.

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Which bugs would browse /r9k/ if they could?

>>35116139
Can I get a quick rundown on these spiders?

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>>35116139
>>a single strand of spider web has more potential energy than the bomb dropped on Nagasaki

Holy shit

>>35118188
praying mantises for one thing, they always seem to hate normies. Wolf spiders too I bet would like it here.

Sounds like mental illness.

Surprisingly that wasn't an original statement.

>>35118468

lol yeah it does

oregilluminati

>>35118188
Moths that can't find a mate, they would be waiting for death.