Come live with me. I'll get you on the bux and I won't shout at you or be mean.
lol howd you fail at being neet?
>he has parents
>he's not a wage slave living in a shitbox and worrying about bills
>he gets to be /comfy/ playing vidya and watching anime day after day
>he gets home-cooked mummy meals
>he's not trapped in a monotonous routine that make the days blend together
>he's not experiencing existential dread on a daily basis because he's a failure wagey virgin with no friends
>he's not sitting in his shitbox with no heater with bugs flying around the light of his computer screen
>he's not wondering how many weeks it would take for his body to be discovered by his neighbores
>he doesn't have 15 amazon tabs open for helium tanks, nylon rope, plastic bags, and zip ties
you're a fucking normie.
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You going to just cry about it or stop disappointing your parents?