http://www.strawpoll.me/12413000 Basically, I am 18 and hav

>>35112951
>Basically, I am 18 and have nothing to live for.
ideal candidate for joining the military

seriously though tell us a bit more about you

how were your grades in high school? Are you going to uni, do you have plans after graduation?

>>35112977
Nice dubs.

Nothing matters because I have nothing.

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>>35112996
>Nothing matters because I have nothing.

do you live with your parents? tell me about them

>>35112996
votes are tilting in favour of an hero, robot. how are you gonna do the deed? I hope you plan on livestreaming this

>>35112951
Don't do it, faggot! Please, for fuck's sake. I was just like you. I started a similar thread on /pol/ some weeks ago. Yes, just weeks ago. Surprisingly, most of them told me not to do it. I am 18 too. Failed my entrance exams, absolutely hopeless trash. NEET in sister's house for a year. Can we talk? Let's talk, man. Srsly. Figure out some way. Plz respond.

>>35113733
Come on Omegle or something. There's an r9k tag Omegle thread open at the moment. Hang on there, please.

>>35112951
>I am 18.
>I want to kill myself.
I want to beat you up, you piece of shit. Get help, asshole.

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I mean this unironically and without any humor:

Kill yourself.

Please, just get it over with and livestream it so you can live on in neet history. This is the only way anyone will remember you in 100 years, you'd be the guy who died on 4chan.

I know this thread is bait and OP is seeking attention because he'll never do it. I'm talking to you, the robot, who is contemplating suicide but you're not a faggot to start a thread over gay shit.

Do it.

Kill yourself if you still feel the same in ~8 years.

>>35112951
>18
>Already contemplating ending it

Bitch in 28, I've suffered longer than you, suicide is first an option when you reach 30.

>>35112951
TOP ROW SECOND FROM THE LEFT WHO IS THAT

>>35114475
>This
Listen to this OP, you cunt!

Just a heads up ;
Just because you've lived longer does not mean you've automatically experienced more shit than others.

>>35114604
this is true, but being younger DOES automatically mean you've got more possibilities in your future. OP should experience his 20s at least with nothing to lose, and then consider ending it if he feels the same when he's past his prime.

Join the military. You'll get paid, find direction, and there's still an off chance that some sand nigger will off you.

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>>35112951
anyone have the unedited picture of that? I have seen it some time ago but forgot to save it. the tits were much smaller in the original one