ok, story time dear robots >be me >be today >have two

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ok, story time dear robots

>be me
>be today
>have two female friends
>both are 8/10
>we go to the river to swim, it's summer here in argentinastan anyway
>have fun goofing around in the water
>we go back to friend's house
>"hey anon the river's kind of muddy, how about we take a quick shower the three of us together?"
>"s-sure"
>logically we're all still wearin our swimsuits
>showering, mental capacity is all taken up by trying to not get a boner
>occasionaly makes jokes to lighten the mood
>"heh this is just like that german porno"
>they laugh sincerelly, at least i'm not that autistic
>"anon you wouldn't mind if we take our bras off, right"
>"sure, why not, boobs are just fat and male and female nipples are the same"
>holy hell those are some nice titties
>keep in mind both friends have BFs, and they are also good friends of mine
>my brain is trying really really hard to not get a boner
>luckily i don't get one
>automatically enter shy fedorafag autismo mode, try not looking at the tits and just stare at the wall instead
>"hah anon are you a fag? how can you not look at our tits"
>"i-it's just a uhh s-sign of respect"
>"it's alright anon we took our bras off for a reason, we wouldn't mind if ou took your pants off"
>"heh, n-naw, it's alright"
>finally get out of shower after 10 minutes of advanced autism
>go home like a little bitch

at least i can brag i've had a shower with two topless hotties, r-right?