>Meet robot from here >Start dating him >He becomes

>>35107055
i will date u

>>35107055
your sexual selfishness caused this

you should have eaten his ass

All practice GFS are good for this and only this. One day I'll leave mine because she's lazy and doesn't want to improve

>>35107055
Should worked out urself and beat his ass.
Men love it when you fuck them up.

Nice dubs.

>>35107055
You are what is called a practice girlfriend. Good for him.

>>35107055
Rule 1: Never date on the internet.

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>>35107055
Far out in the ocean the water is as blue as the petals of the loveliest cornflower, and as clear as the purest glass. But it is very deep too. It goes down deeper than any anchor rope will go, and many, many steeples would have to be stacked one on top of another to reach from the bottom to the surface of the sea. It is down there that the sea folk live.

its a cliche scenario femcunt bait thread

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>>35107145
Now don't suppose that there are only bare white sands at the bottom of the sea. No indeed! The most marvelous trees and flowers grow down there, with such pliant stalks and leaves that the least stir in the water makes them move about as though they were alive. All sorts of fish, large and small, dart among the branches, just as birds flit through the trees up here. From the deepest spot in the ocean rises the palace of the sea king. Its walls are made of coral and its high pointed windows of the clearest amber, but the roof is made of mussel shells that open and shut with the tide. This is a wonderful sight to see, for every shell holds glistening pearls, any one of which would be the pride of a queen's crown

>>35107055
Why didn't you get fit with him? And why didn't he make you? Did you drag your heels when he tried to get you to go out and do stuff?

>>35107055

HE WAS NOT A ROBOT U DUMBFUCK..

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It's funny because this never happened.
>you never dated a robot
>robots would never leave a girl, especially a fembot because they click personality wise and robots are too beta
>robots, no matter how confident, are still unfuckable by Stacys or anything close

Story clearly fake and a bait thread for muh "fembots have dating problems too"

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>>35107203
[ESC] [QUIT MAP]

SAVE? [NO]

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>>35107257
The sea king down there had been a widower for years, and his old mother kept house for him. She was a clever woman, but very proud of her noble birth. Therefore she flaunted twelve oysters on her tail while the other ladies of the court were only allowed to wear six. Except for this she was an altogether praiseworthy person, particularly so because she was extremely fond of her granddaughters, the little sea princesses. They were six lovely girls, but the youngest was the most beautiful of them all. Her skin was as soft and tender as a rose petal, and her eyes were as blue as the deep sea, but like all the others she had no feet. Her body ended in a fish tail.

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>>35107361
The whole day long they used to play in the palace, down in the great halls where live flowers grew on the walls. Whenever the high amber windows were thrown open the fish would swim in, just as swallows dart into our rooms when we open the windows. But these fish, now, would swim right up to the little princesses to eat out of their hands and let themselves be petted.

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>>35107433
Outside the palace was a big garden, with flaming red and deep-blue trees. Their fruit glittered like gold, and their blossoms flamed like fire on their constantly waving stalks. The soil was very fine sand indeed, but as blue as burning brimstone. A strange blue veil lay over everything down there. You would have thought yourself aloft in the air with only the blue sky above and beneath you, rather than down at the bottom of the sea. When there was a dead calm, you could just see the sun, like a scarlet flower with light streaming from its calyx.
Each little princess had her own small garden plot, where she could dig and plant whatever she liked. One of them made her little flower bed in the shape of a whale, another thought it neater to shape hers like a little mermaid, but the youngest of them made hers as round as the sun, and there she grew only flowers which were as red as the sun itself. She was an unusual child, quiet and wistful, and when her sisters decorated their gardens with all kinds of odd things they had found in sunken ships, she would allow nothing in hers except flowers as red as the sun, and a pretty marble statue. This figure of a handsome boy, carved in pure white marble, had sunk down to the bottom of the sea from some ship that was wrecked. Beside the statue she planted a rose-colored weeping willow tree, which thrived so well that its graceful branches shaded the statue and hung down to the blue sand, where their shadows took on a violet tint, and swayed as the branches swayed. It looked as if the roots and the tips of the branches were kissing each other in play.

>>35107055

>Meet casual browsing Chad from here
>Start fucking+sucking him
>He stops bothering to do the fake robot act because he's already fucked and throated me
>Goes back to his regular life routine
>Goes to fuck and throat someone else

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>>35107561
Nothing gave the youngest princess such pleasure as to hear about the world of human beings up above them. Her old grandmother had to tell her all she knew about ships and cities, and of people and animals. What seemed nicest of all to her was that up on land the flowers were fragrant, for those at the bottom of the sea had no scent. And she thought it was nice that the woods were green, and that the fish you saw among their branches could sing so loud and sweet that it was delightful to hear them. Her grandmother had to call the little birds "fish," or the princess would not have known what she was talking about, for she had never seen a bird.
"When you get to be fifteen," her grandmother said, "you will be allowed to rise up out of the ocean and sit on the rocks in the moonlight, to watch the great ships sailing by. You will see woods and towns, too."
Next year one of her sisters would be fifteen, but the others - well, since each was a whole year older than the next the youngest still had five long years to wait until she could rise up from the water and see what our world was like. But each sister promised to tell the others about all that she saw, and what she found most marvelous on her first day. Their grandmother had not told them half enough, and there were so many thing that they longed to know about.

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>>35107055
Oh my god, that imagine is so delightful.

This readheaded skimpy fishy SLUT had this coming since she's still underwater plotting on getting her skank hands on that pretty boy.

To see her roughen up and confused as if she's just an innocent little girl unaware of her sins, is exhilarating.

>>35107055
Roasties getting what they deserve once in a while. How nice.

>>35107696

>W-why did chad and his friends hurt me? I thought t-they we're going to love me.

She's too shock for the tears yet...but they'll come soon enough

heheehehe

>>35107736
What did she do to deserve this? Is the moral of the story to never settle for robots?

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>>35107055
I would happily place my finger on her bruised eyelid and apply pressure while wrapping my other hand around her neck, to hear her weak moan of pain as I close down on her wind pipe, then I'd pull away from her eyes and squeeze her nose shut, she will eventually have to open her mouth gasping for air, that's when I'll stick shaft deep down in her throat in a single quick thrust and throat fuck her until her eyes roll behind her head mucus and saliva dangling from her nose, around her mouth and on her chin,and as cum, she would pass out. I'd then toss her to the cold floor and watch as semen bubbling out from her nose and leak out from her chapped lipped mouth with a cramped jaw.

>>35107696
>>35107736
>>35107908
I can see why you're alone :(

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>>35107908
https://archive.org/details/thelittlemermaid_1310_librivox/littlemermaid_01_andersen_128kb.mp3

>>35108247
to be honest, I'd never act out on my impulse in real life

I wouldn't hurt a fly and I care for the well-beings of my acquaintance

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>>35108447
i keep waiting for some scary plot twist lads.

"Yes," the old lady said, "they too must die, and their lifetimes are even shorter than ours. We can live to be three hundred years old, but when we perish we turn into mere foam on the sea, and haven't even a grave down here among our dear ones. We have no immortal soul, no life hereafter. We are like the green seaweed - once cut down, it never grows again. Human beings, on the contrary, have a soul which lives forever, long after their bodies have turned to clay. It rises through thin air, up to the shining stars. Just as we rise through the water to see the lands on earth, so men rise up to beautiful places unknown, which we shall never see."
"Why weren't we given an immortal soul?" the little mermaid sadly asked. "I would gladly give up my three hundred years if I could be a human being only for a day, and later share in that heavenly realm."
"You must not think about that," said the old lady. "We fare much more happily and are much better off than the folk up there."
"Then I must also die and float as foam upon the sea, not hearing the music of the waves, and seeing neither the beautiful flowers nor the red sun! Can't I do anything at all to win an immortal soul?"