>practice gf keeps referring to my penis as my "doodle"

a practice girlfriend?

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>>35106006
you know, like this

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>>35105802
Just answered two questions with one image here.

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My gf refers to my penis as little guy. Even though I'm average. Feels bad man.

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my gf beats my ass if she sees my penis

she also tells me that if I try to leave she'll kill me and my whole family

My gf fucks me in the ass because her penis is bigger than mine.

>>35106068
That's not practice. That's endgame shit right there.

>>35106340
are you blind my nigga

>>35106373
What's wrong with her?

She seems great to me.

my gf just refers to my penis as "him" "he" "it"

>>35106664
Attached earlobes