>turn 30 >ironically try to cast a spell >start crying

pretty sure its 40 when you become a wizard

>>35105196

You're supposed to unironically cast it, now it won't work again for another 30 years.

>>35105196
Being a 30 year old virgin gives you the potential to be a wizard, but you don't automatically become a master at sorcery. You have to practice and do research.

Virgin kun give me your xbox

>>35105196
It's not Harry Potter magic.
It's more like Constantine magic. It requires setting up sigils and shit. Remember every spell has it's cost.

>>35105196
People joke about the wizard thing, but I'm alright with it. 21 now, but I can't see myself getting married/having children. Psychology has ruined me. Hell is other people.

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>mfw he wasted his 30 year build up to becoming a wizzard by ironically casting it

Kek will not be pleased with you anon

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>>35105196
>thad veell when no mageek

I'm 27 and I can already start fires and burn out lightbulbs with my mind.
I guess I'm going to be a fire wizard.

>>35105196
> 33
> can't cast spells because I got laid back in 2007
> all this suffering for nothing

>>35105386
Exactly, what did you expect? This isn't harry potter nigga. You need training in the occult and the dark arts before you can even attempt a simplistic spell. Work your way up