>tfw never been to a party What is it like? Do people actually

You get drunk and pretend to like people until you find someone you actually like and spend all night talking to them

You spend around 3hs standing alone with a cup in your hand, listening to shitty music and getting drunk. then you go home

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I went to a party anon, before you start screeching normie btfo let the failed normie here explain it to you

>parties are only fun for women and Chads

>if you're ugly you will just end in a corner with other betas drinking until you pass out and go home

>if you're autistic, ugly or azn don't bother to go

Pro tip; save money for an Escort

>>35103638
they sound alright but drinking and listening to shitty music sounds disgusting.
I'd rather listen to my own music in the comfort of a blanket with a 26 of vodka without shitty normies shitting my experience up.

>>35103707
That's it, I'm glad I was never invited to one during high school (wouldn't be anyway bottom of the social food chain).

absolutely no fun if you don't have at least 60% close friends there

Go to party, talk to a girl

>ANON I'M HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
>ok cya

The next min the whore is flirting with a chad

>>35104084
Can women even be isolated introverts?

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>>35103638
i had a powerranger's themed birthday party when i was like 8.

it was a nice suprise for 8yo sperg me and my brother.

>had other birthday party when i was 7
>tfw sister blew out my candles before i could
>mom re-lit them but it wasn't the same
>still get pissed over it.

it was the first time i wanted to choke a bitch and it spawned a lifetime hatred for woman.

You get drunk enough that your confidence goes through the roof and you talk to girls you used to be too nervous to talk to and get in a fight with someone who really annoys you and this confidence brings in the Staceys so you can get some Laceys if you know what I mean.

>>35104304
Fuck OFF normie

What do I have to do to get you vermin off my board?

>>35103917
Yeah going to a party when you know hardly anyone sucks ass.

>>35103638
depends.

A party with only people you know will most likely be fun as fuck.

A party where you know only a few, means spending 1/3 of the party introducing yourself to people you dont know and people most likely wont losen up enough for the party to kick off properly. Mostly sit around in couches or stand around in the kitchen talking about downpayments on their student loans.

Well at least after a certain age, the high school parties were pretty fucking great.

I miss those parties.

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>>35104392
fight me irl

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