Have a shower Wash your hair Have a shave or a trim Comb your

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Stick your penis into a pussy

Feels good man

>>35103344
>tfw fucked up teeth and can't afford braces

Feels bad man. I never smile because it makes me so self conscious.

>>35103344
Why cut nails if I can bite them?

>>35103487
Because they'll be all haggard and gross you dumb cunt

>>35103404
you can still smile with your mouth closed

>>35103404
You're the only person who cares bruh, and you don't even need to care. You'll get the money eventually

For now, smile with your mouth closed!

>>35103344
>Wash your hair
Hair poofs up and gets frizzy.
>Have a shave or a trim
Shaving reveals my babyface, but when I don't have my facial hair is patchy and pubey.
>Comb your hair
Doesn't stop the frizz.
>Put on your nicest clothes
I'm uncomfortable in fitting clothing, so I have to wear baggy clothes.
>Stand in front of the mirror
I look alright in the mirror but I look like shit in pictures.

>>35103665
>read helpful thread
Be negative

>>35103344
Haven't taken a shower the whole week. Every time I wipe my forehead I can feel the grease.