Teach me how to flirt, anon. Is it hard? Will I get pregnant

>>35102225
It's just normal conversation with suggestive overtones.

>>35102225
>Will I get pregnant if we do it?

Would you like that?

>>35102225
smile when you talk
get close to them
if they get hissy play it off like "did you have a bad day?"

you could literally flirt just by say "hey, how're you doing?" It's just all in the tone

>>35103261
oh wait you're a grill

in that case just ask if they wanna fuck or whatever it is you're looking for

Pretend to be an anime.

>>35102953
That depends, like how pregnan do you wanna make me?

>>35102849
Suggestive overtones? What's a suggested overtone?

>>35103293
did you have a bad day?

>>35103913
Like those girls with the big eyes?

>>35104578
I see what you did there

nigger

>>35102225
Wear a condom whenever you flirt with someone

>>35104339
Here, sit on my lap and I shall teach you.


Did you get it?

>>35102225
how do you even meet people

>>35104699
Cause flirting can lead to other things...

>>35105448
Haha you funny!

>>35105528
You just got to relax, honey, and say, "hi, i'm anon, what's your name?"

(try it!! say it now...) Then I tell you my name, i say, hi anon, Im stacy-- and then we're friends!-- we've been introduced!

>>35105448
Always a good way to chat.

Can talk about the first thing that pops up

>>35106605
I just struggle with boundaries. Not in the way that I overstep but I end up not asking anything because I don't want to come off as nosy. This makes conversations hell.

Even if I've never had issues when I actually do ask it feels like I am walking on a minefield every time.

I even have this issue with friends I've had for years even with basic shit sometimes. Like "I'm going away between X and Y" and I am sometimes feeling unsure about wether it's ok to ask what they are going to do. Gets even more retarded since I know it's an acceptable thing to ask and they ask it all the time so it is 100% ok.

Living my life behind walls I cannot get out of.

compliment on the girl. i liked a girl at a hospital, i had a brain injury from car accident. i was on a lot of drugs. i just started flirting with the girl at my birthday party. i told her she had pretty blue eyes, they're pretty like the Bahama water, i told her she looked like barbie, if your barbie then i'm kent. her mom told me to stay away from her, it's not a bar, have your friends go to the bar to get girls. there were two girls that got away from me there. the other one i forgot she was engaged. i knew her before getting into the car accident.

>>35106618
Oh anon, you so naughty!

>>35106976
Oh, that's terrible you got in a accident! Sounds like your mom kinda got in your way that time! That's okay- you keep pitchin' and find you a girl!

>>35106831
People looove to talk about themselves, that's what I find! If you asking a hard ass where hes going on vacation or something, just preface everything with "oh yeah" as in, "oh yeah, what you gonna do on vacation?"

>>35107118
no the girl's mom sorry, she also worked at the hospital. she is now a nurse she was a cna when i was inpatient there. the girl's mom is a physical therapist.

>>35107377
Can I be honest? She sounds like kind of a bitch, honey, gettin' in the way of a poor kid who's just been in an accident tryin' to make a little time! I guess it is her daughter, tho, gotta protect her from men's advances! Keep trying, honey, you sound real cute and I bet you'll find that special girl that's gonna love you! Yes you will, you just gotta keep talkin' to the ladies like you are!

>>35107415
Oh no it's just an issue with me. Got serious anxiety(?) issues in general.

>>35108313
You gonna be fine, anon! You sound like a sweetheart and I hope when you have anxieties big or small, you remember stacy from this thread sees your point of view and that you're a good man doing your best, and hope you feel less nervous!