Konbanwa, Otosan! The neighbour dog wouldn't stop barking today, so I lynched her by the collar along with her new litter of puppies! In addition, I also turned them into the steak I made for this ramen. Wanna try some, papa!? \o^0^o/
Arigato, Mimisu.
Maybe later. I've been trying to find the cat. He's been missiles for seven da- wait a minute...
You're a fucking freak, dude.