"Okay I want everyone to tell me their name and something

starting is easy, its when it starts from across the room and goes in a circle slowly getting to you while you start profoundly sweating and heart starts racing

"Hi my name is Bruce and I have a ten inch schlong"

>>35101219
Hey everyone, my name is Anon and I once bought an onahole while drunk. Best purchase of my life.

>>35101219
My name is Alexander and I love long walks in nature.

my name's hancock and I drink a lot

"Hey I'm Vince with shamwow"

>>35101259
when you start you at least have the excuse of having not thought of anything

I always (and by that I mean I did it once in high school) say "my name is anon and I'm an acloholic". People usually laugh.

>>35101284
Hi, fellow Alexander.

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>>35101219
Hi my name is Stanley and I'm a 9/10

My name is ted and I like to masturbate to old ladies

hi i'm bill and i hate my life

Im anon and im an IT guy.

>>35101337
5/10* your only think really going on is your eyes. bout it.

MY NAMES IS JACQUELINE MCCATHERTY AND I LOST 4 YEARS TO THE HEROINE, AND 5 YEARS TO THE METHADONE THAT WIS SUPPOSED TO GET US AFF THE HEROINE

>>35101319
"ok anon well just make you go last and you can think about it"

>>35101359
>don't know if newfag or double memeing

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>>35101379
i wish the robot didnt exist oraasfggigig

>>35101390
obviously double memeing. you retard.

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"my name is anon and i go to school"

it's that easy

my dik touch the watta