>trolling bars clad in H&M normie disguise
>start talking to some qt
>daddy issues, attachment issues, recent breakup
>jackpot
>tough out a conversation about Sherlock before talking about "connecting" and "compatibility"
>she falls for it, end up making out in her car
>start saying stupid shit like "I love you", "You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen", "You don't have to be alone anymore"
>fuck, promise to call in the morning, block number
>wake up: 8 blocked calls
How was your thursday, /r9k/?
>inb4 normie re
Cyborg.
>>35098658
Isnt it friday?
Do you actually watch Sherlock?
>>35098686
Yeah. This happened yesterday.
>>35098691
No, but it's easy as shit to fake it when it's just a modern rip of a character that's decades old.
>"I LOVE the way they did Hound of the Baskervilles"
>"OMG me too I love that episode!"
>images.jpg
step it up normalfag
>>35099334
>he complains about filenames
>>35099989
when a nigga just saves a thumbnail for his "le epic maymay on 4chan", he deserves criticism. A few years ago when I began my descent, I got attacked for it, and so should this normalfag
>>35100725
>A few years ago when I began my descent, I got attacked for it, and so should this normalfag
This may be the most pathetic thing I've read all day
>>35100748
Roasted bro.
U got him good. Your the best.
>>35100748
those are the rules you faggot
now fuck off before i whoop your redditor ass
ive never met a girl that wouldn't be creeped out if a guy they just met in h&m said they loved them
>>35098658
You make out and end it at that?
Should taken that call so can get puss.
Then block and ghost.