>"Will your girlfriend be joining us for dinner Anon?

M-my computer has a virus
I am terribly sorry, allow me to excuse myself.

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>>35097224
>virus

it's not 2006 anymore faggot

>>35097224
Straight savage

>>35097224
Why white people are so ugly?

>>35097224
if your family is so mean to you you might as well run away and never come back

>>35097224
Haha good one there uncle joe, how's the divorce going?

Aunt Ruth I see you stopped fucking the gardener long enough to join us for dinner.

Max, my man still "taking that break" from school or is McDonald's an actual career for you.

Jorge, sorry about Sara. Her and Ja-Shawn look happy though.

Frank, how's the business going? Oh wait, bankrupt.

And the alpha roast continues in no particular order.

>>35097530
I can just see a Robot thinking all of this while eating silently and avoiding eye contact.

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>>35097224
>No contact with extended family of any sort
>Everyone's a Jehovah's Witness
>Don't have to put up with this shit, and don't have to be a part of a cult

What a bullet that has been dodged.

>>35097224
That's right, bitches. Big Boy sits at the head of the table.

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>>35097530
>this desperate attempt at fanfic

at least you tried, my man

>>35097530
Hey, Anon, still ruining your life hanging out with all those pedophiles and sociopathic losers online? Who am I kidding of course you are.

>>35097957
Were you there for the dark triad thread?
Everyone on this board is fucking edgy.

>>35097224
is that calebhart42?

>>35098006
Awful lot of sociopathic narcissists on here to be honest with y'all.

>>35097530
Ignore the haters, you would be a legend in my book.

>>35097530
Damn anon u BTFOED them

>>35097224
funny thing is, something similar like this happened to me a few months ago. i laughed and threw my piss bottles at them