GUY GUYS GUYS >Be me in college today >All by myself in

>>35096673
Guess you can say I turned my sadness into CHADNESS... hehe

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hah it feels good doesn't it?
just wait until she pulls you in
>she texts you every day
>you slowly fall in love with her
>you tell give her your heart
>you buy her a gift when she feels down
>you ask her to meet you for coffee and plan to tell her how you feel
>you pause as you sum up the courage
>she walks away and begins to flirt with your best friend as you let your breath slowly drain out and realize you just got bammed
>you go out onto the roof pool of a freezing hotel and look over the fence, a solitary tear dripping from your face as you contemplate jumping. Who would miss you?

Don't fall for it, fellow robot. I did, and I almost jumped.

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hah it feels good doesn't it?
just wait until she pulls you in
>she texts you every day
>you slowly fall in love with her
>you give her your heart
>you buy her a gift when she feels down
>you ask her to meet you for coffee and plan to tell her how you feel
>you pause as you sum up the courage
>she walks away and begins to flirt with your best friend as you let your breath slowly drain out and realize you just got bammed
>you go out onto the roof pool of a freezing hotel and look over the fence, a solitary tear dripping from your face as you contemplate jumping. Who would miss you?

Don't fall for it, fellow robot. I did, and I almost jumped.

>>35096822
oh ffs this shite internet posted it twice

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>>35096803
joke's on you, I don't have any friend

>>35096837
Double posting on r9k? Didn't think it was possible with the robot keeping watch

>>35096893
yeah the autistic app i'm using said it didn't post, and that the pic was duplicate so I used a different one and it turned out that it had posted

>>35096880
She'll flirt with the coffee server

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>>35097011
Then I know what must be done...