Today is the day, r9k. I'm going to confess to my mother

>>35096077
I wish you luck anon, post update please

>>35096077
Have fun. You go, champ!
: D

>>35096077
You are making a huge mistake.

Film it and share with us.

>>35096077
>and we're going to have passionate sex.

You say that like it's going to happen

>>35096077
Life isn't one of your Chinese cartoons, this isn't going to work out like you planned.

>>35096077
You winning son?

>>35096093
>>35096100
Thanks.
>>35096116
I'm not.
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>>35096179
Worse thing that can happen is she kicks me out. I've been homeless before, I can do it again.
It's a risk worth taking. I know I have a chance.

>>35096960
Go on, then, I'd like to hear from you again afterwards.

Quads and she says yes

stamp with ur face, then photos of ur whore mother, then i will wish you good luck anon.

Is dad in the picture at all?

>>35096077
thus marking the end of any sort of not extremely awkward relationship with your mother.

godspeed you anon you

>>35096077
PLEASE set up a hidden camera and film it. Not the sex, I just want to see you autisticly try to explain to your mother that you're in love with her. Sounds like a cringe goldmine

Post update

OP here, I've been kicked out of the house and my dad is going to kill me if I ever come back.

>>35097382
Kek, what loving parents you have. You should have been more elaborate in your story telling tho, this isn't a fun thread

>>35097382
OP here. Don't believe this impostor.

>>35097452
>>35097412
>>35097382
OP here. Fuck these guys I'm the real OP.

>>35097382
>>35097452
>>35097495

OP here. Just fucked my mom in the stinky arse.

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Hey OP here I'm just kidding I wanted to ask my DAD for his mighty phallus in my exithole.

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>>35097382
Real OP here. I don't have a dad.

>>35097551
Really Real OP here. I'm my own Dad and I just fucked my Wife.

>>35097548
Goatse was a god

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I would always laugh at these because I knew they were fake, but lwatxhing the news lately. It seems like this is more and more common. I don't even know anymore.

>>35097740
>>35097551
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>>35097495
>>35097452
>>35097382
100% genuine OP here, just fucked my dad in the ass, and my mom is going to kill me if I ever come back