What happens when you're done with sex? Cuddling or

>>35095391
first cleanup then cuddle, at least for me.

Is that a Moto X Pure?

>>35095440
>Cleaning up
>Not taking degrading pictures of her and forcing her to look at them

>>35095391
I nut, cover it up and get the fuck away

turn over and go to sleep

>>35095391
Chad here.

I usually get up, grab my toilet roll that I have next to my bed and remove condom + clean a little bit, then I hand her the roll so she can wipe herself off a bit too. Usually during sex a lot of pussyjuice starts flowing outside, so it's nice to clean that shit up.

Then I go grab my bottle of water that's been chilling in the fridge, take a sip, bring it back to the bed, give it to her, lay down and then cuddle until we either fall asleep or go do something else.

>>35095391

She looks like a fembot I met up with platonically. Going to guiltily save this one.

usually the girl cleans my dick and then we do a bit of small talk

then she tells me to get dressed because the time is up and she needs to get ready for the next customer

>>35095391
minute or two cuddling, then shower because I love to cum over my gf breasts or belly, some lazy cuddling in the shower, washing each other's back, laid back stuff. endorphins rule.

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>>35095440
>at least for me
Please leave.

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>tfw this looks like my ex and spiraled me back into a depressive state that i've been trying to get over for 3 years every time something comes up that reminds me of her.

god damn you to hell, OP.

>>35095733
BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPLUYGGGGGGHHPPPHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35096048
>muh gf left me now I'm le depressed!
You wouldn't know real depression fucking normie bitch cuck

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>>35096115
>tfw your fellow robots just get angry at you for expressing your emotions

>>35096145
Fucking frog posters
This has to be bait

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>>35096157
w-why are you so angry at memes?

>>35096145
You're not a robot tho

>>35095391
I do the willy dance and close the sex session.

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>>35096178
you're wrong in your terminology. i'm a robot. i'm not a wizard.

>>35095531
>condom

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>35096199
No your not. Just because you post here doesnt mean youre a robot

>>35096199
But all wizards were robots at one point.

>>35096226
all wizards are robots. not all robots are wizards.

>>35096239
>not a male virgin = no robot

I had a dream I was making out with a girl and touching her vagina and boobs. My mom then showed up and said "I bet you 100$ you won't penetrate her."

mfw she was right. I can't even get laid in my dreams.

>>35096217

Is it weird I kinda like condoms? They help me last longer, prevent STDs, and I don't really like having pussy juice on me after sex/when I'm not horny.

>>35096326

yes, thats very wierd, not even being sarcastic anon, why dont you like pussy juice? ive heard it dries pretty quick after sex

>>35095391
Grab a kleenex or hand towel, wipe off. My gf gets really fucking wet plus we even use lube too so there's a fair bit to clean up for her otherwise it'll just leak onto the bed. Then we cuddle, talk a bit, then either shower or go to sleep.

Gotta say, the aftersex cuddling is one it the single greatest feelings in the world

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>>35096309
Interesting... tell me more

Origivgbhh

>>35095391
What the fuck, i have exactly the same pillow

Got it few months back for birthday

Fucking bitch, thats my pillow

>>35096609
I had another dream I was playing an IRL apocalytpic shooter. I shot a female bandit and then dry humped her.

I had another dream a demon was attacking me. So I decided to try to have sex with it. It was invisible. I think it was real because the dream was in my bed while half awake. It stabbed me with it's claws and ruined the mood so I woke up.

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>>35095391
>>35095440
>>35095477
>>35095481
>>35095531
>>35095631
>>35095692
fuck you all normies. I don't even know what sex is like

>>35095391
Usually, when I'm done with fapping, I usually take a pic of my own mess (which I immediately delete) than eat all the stuff I secreted

>>35095531
>Chad
>Condom

Even I have fucked 3 women and never worn a condom. Still completely fine lad.

>>35095391
Cuddle for about an hour before I'm horny again and fuck again and repeat until asleep

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>>35095391
who know

>>35095391

>Clean up
???
If i wanted to date mariah carey i would

Baby wipes, m8. They're gold.

>>35096549
Put a towel down. My ex was a serious squirter, and got so wet that it would literally drip out before I had eveb stuck it in. She'd be on her hands and knees waiting for it and it would start to drip out. So fucking hot.
We would just put a towel under her.

As for my routine, I'd get the towel out from under her, clean my dick off, then she'd wipe the jizz off her stomach/face/tits. Then we'd just spoon for however long/go to sleep naked, all cuddled up with my dick between her ass cheeks. Best feeling.

most of you non-virgin faggots shouldnt even be in here, seriously, why are you even here?

>>35095391

Demanding more pics like this one pls

>>35096466
When I dont clean the juice, my skin peels of next day and my penis is done for a week.

>'Good girl'
>Make her suck my cock clean and say 'Thank you sir'
>get her a glass of water and some toilet paper
>Tease her about how slutty she sounded while she gets embarassed and hides her face in my chest
>we cuddle

So fucking glad we're engaged

>>35095391
Usually my gf will roll to one side and I lay next to her with my still erect penis between her ass cheeks that are slimey with semen and vaginal mucus and spoon her. If she's on her period I wipe my dick off first.

>>35097106

what makes you think youre a robot?

origcommentario

>>35095391
with the one gf i had, we would usually just cuddle and watch anime.
come back.

>>35096774
>the three women in fucked were fine, so every woman is fine!

>>35095391
Was one of my favorite times with my ex. We went to the bathroom, she stepped in the shower to wash my cum off while i was washing my dick in the sink. Its kind of bonding experience to be honest familia.


Sometimes we would be too drunk or high to clean up so we just layed in each others embrace and talked sweet nothing while our sweaty, dirty, dirty bodies were touching. Then we would roll up a joint and fuck again.

Damn i miss that.

I just roll over and lay there and we cuddle. It's exhausting I need at least 10 minutes of recovery before I move again

>>35097106
Sick fanfic bro. Almost believed it til I remembered I was on 4chins.

>>35095531
Sounds pretty normal desu
>Whenever you get action with a girl

>>35095391

For me,

>clean up
>smoke
>not cuddle

I don't know why but I just hate being touched after sex

>>35097048
Are talking about with a GF, anon? That happened with my ex. It's called Thrush, it's super common, and very easily treated OTC. There's this little pill looking thing she stuffs up there, and it desolves and in no time it stops.
I was so scared to tell her because I thought I had given her something. But nope, Iirc it's like a Ph problem or some shit.

>>35095391
Cuddling in the juices until morning. Clean up the sheets and shit after she goes to work since were usually up fucking at like 2 to 3 am.

>>35095631
underrated, toppu kekku

>>35095531
>Chad
>Condom

>>35097230
>so every woman is fine
I never said that m8.

I would take my chances however... However qt I am seeing now is the best I have had and we like each other. So hopefully I won't fuck any other woman ever again

>>35095391
the realization that you have no life for fucking someone that just wants sex

im a clean then cuddle guy
but i sweat a lot and always cum inside of her

>>35095391
i usually dump the body in a river

>>35095391
Remain inside for sometime. Exchange cuddles.
Then cleanup.

I get up and squirt the cum outta my vajayjay on the carpet and say "thanks for the cock now give me 500" and leave.

shit aint free ma nig

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Lay together for a bit. After that, cleanup is optional depending on how messy she is. Then we'll generally just talk and do whatever we want. We will normally just stay naked afterwards, unless somebody else shows up or we have to go somewhere. It's pretty nice.

Other times I'll cum inside her and we'll just go to sleep. It depends.

for me its:

>fuck gf
>cum in her pussy
>have her suck all the juices off my dick
>she waddles to the bathroom to squeeze my cum out as much as she can
>i get on the computer and play video games

>>35098343
You don't even shower?
That's disgusting Anon.

>>35095391
WHAT IS THIS FUCKING IMAGE EVEN

>>35095391
Depends on the time. We always have unprotected sex, always ending in a creampie. If it's morning, she'll clean herself up and we'll go and have breakfast. If it's at night she'll clean herself up, get dressed and we'll just sleep. None of the two of us are cuddlers after sex.

>>35095391
>Having sex
TOP FUCKING KEK.

>never been hugged by anyone except parents, and that was 13 years ago.
>never held hands with a female.
>never kissed.
>never had anyone happy when they saw me.
>never had sex ( no shit )
>never had a REAL conversation with a female (aka no "hello anon", "hello roastie", but actual conversations.) .
>last messaged a girl two years ago.


Top kekkity kek.

>>35098501
Try to change your enviroment. Like moving to Botswana.

>>35098545
I'm too poor to afford moving anywhere.

>>35098619
Just don't be in Russia or whereever. Go to a sunny place.

Fucking hell get a job in Sochi.

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>>35095391
Clean up.
Maybe cuddle a little.
Ponder whether you should have had sex with her or not.
Grab a bottle of whiskey.
Grab a cig.

>>35098343
yes this sounds about accurate

>>35098314
Ayy. Welcome back
What doin

>>35095733
FAAAAAAAAAART

Really though why is Joyce part of the western canon?

>>35095391
Normie here. I always fuck my long term gf bare. After I'm done she'll run naked to the bathroom to clean herself up, cum will start to leak out pretty quick.

Then we'll cuddle and sleep for a bit.

Weirdly I've noticed after I cum I feel much more introverted than normal.

>>35097106
Current grill would have a heart attack if I said that; she gets shy just because we had sex and it's over

>>35096774
Your children were aborted

>>35095391

Depends. Anal=wife showers. Regular=cuddling.

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>tfw this shit legit sounds like a hassle
Not missing out on anything it seems. I love being lazy

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NORMIE HERE NORMIE THERE...NORMIE EVERYWHERE

JUST FUCK OFF THE BOARD GODDAMITT

>>35098343
This is also my sex life

>that feel when gf immediately covers herself and runs off to the bathroom after sex
>that feel when see couples chill nude together in the movies

inb4 normie
fuck off, I barely avoided actual wizardry and most of you niggers are still young as shit

>>35095391
you sleep

>>35095391
I kick her out of bed and tell her to go fix me something to eat and drink.

>>35099683
What does age have to do with it you fucking normie piece of shit?

Shame, regret and the inability to make eye contact.

>>35100653
not that guy but you couldnt have asked a dumber question.

i laid there for a bit, she cooked me dinner. i used the bathroom i left. i was sad about how she didn't have hot sauce. she gave me hot pepper flakes, they're aren't hot enough as hot sauce.

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I take my knife away from her throat and warn her if she ever tells anyone what just happened nobody will believe her because she is a filthy whore and I will murder her family

>cuddle for 2-3min
>clean yourself up/bath
>drink water
>cuddle more until asleep or another activity

>>35100723
Way to evade the question

>>35095391


Back when I had a gf we banged without condom (god bless the pill). Afterwards I just flopped over and watched TV, she went to the toilet to wipe out the cum dripping out of her. Then we cuddled, made out and banged once again if we felt like it.

Repeat until we passed out.

GF is really prone to urinary infections so we both always take a piss and clean after sex.

Also I sweat a fucking lot so I almost always take a bath

Usually go into the bathroom and grab a towel and wipe my cock and balls and crotch. Throw her the towel and let her clean her mess up. Then usually turn on the tv or go in the kitchen and eat something. I've been married for 5 years so we don't do the cuddle thing it's more or less business sex. I enjoy fapping more desu.

Clean up and then you feel bad about yourself for using the hand while having no one with you.

Then I go to the window to do some singing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq_J2C6Hrz0

>Tfw you never put down a towel and probably ruined your bedsheets with pussyjuice but never saw it because it was under the covers

I am disgusting with myself. Good thing I'm to beta to ever get a gf again

>>35101859
Ya good thing

>>35095391
wait for him to leave and then cry

>>35095391
Putting the dead body back in my stash for later use.

>>35101963
He only leaves you because you're a clingy worthless ugly whore :^)

>>35095391
clean up followed by cuddling unless he is a fucking douche

>>35095391
>secks XD
if ur uggo u lost ur right to fuck

>>35095391
yeah my gf makes me suck it out

>>35095391

take a shower together then do whatever (sleep, leave, drink more, etc.)

>>35095391
look at that scrawny armlet

how did he fuck a qt like that

>>35095391
We cuddle for a few minutes, I clean my dick with a wet wipe while my gf goes to the bathroom to wash her pussy and then we cuddle some more.

>>35095460
kys virgin faggot