>on a bus >took the last seat near the window >30 something

>riding the bus

You sure had the last laugh anon

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>>35094401
I leave in a poor 3rd world country and don't have a car.
But I'm posting quite a lot of bus stories lately, so there's a plus I guess. The ones who gets the last laugh are us: THE CLOWNS.

>>35094379
how are you today, Martun

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>>35094540
Could be wo...

>>35094655
what you are planning to do today
Btw, she's a very bad girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lR6Z_Rq7WjI

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>>35094379
>on bikepath riding my bike
>just cruising along really slowly
>runner is coming up behind me
>everytime he gets within 20 feet I speed up
>watching him in my rear view mirror (inb4 bike mirrors are autistic)
>do this for like 5 minutes
>he obviously wants to pass
>eventually have to make a turn
>make eye contact with him as I look over my shoulder before turning
>look as smug as possible

who else /devilish/?

Posting a Satania pic to keep with the thread theme

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>>35094693
For you
Nothing. I'm just killing time until my suicide day comes (this year, don't miss it!). Now I'll finish my rice balls.

>>35094785
Chadcuck BTFO

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Well, food is food.

Betaneki please call me a cuck too!

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>>35095465
Okay, cuckanon.

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>>35095606
Thank you. I hope your food was good.

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>>35095669
No problem, my mortal friend.

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>Years ago
>Sit on bus
>Retard gets on and walks up to me and starts screeching because it's her seat
>Move to another seat because I don't want to feel her retard strength and try to hide my laughter
>Look up and exchange eye contact with another young guy who's also laughing his ass off
I know you shouldn't laugh at retarded people, but it's so fucking hard

>>35095717
Please post more Betaneki

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>>35095806
>not making her sit on your lap
I'm trying to rub up to the cute girls in the bus if given the opportunity

>>35095861
Hm hm hm
I want to cuck you, cuckanon.

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>>35096049
Very good post Betaneki, you deserve to be in charge of this board.

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>>35094379
If you sit at a window seat it's more work to give up your seat than to stay seated.

Now what I loved watching was putting my bookbag on the outer seat and watching everyone's strained faces as they want me to offer the seat or move my bag rather than ask me to move it.

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>>35096165
Soon!
All that left is time

>>35096174
People here would be very vocal about that, risky stuff m8

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>>35096290
I live in NYC. So you know how it is. If someone complains I tell them they could just ask me to move it. I ain't their beta provider.

Also young Asians will be real funny about it and if they see a little room they'll sit on my bookbag. Nothing of worth in my bag but it was funny. All the old people and middle aged ones always suffer however since they wanna be princesses

>>35096258
Can I be an underling? I'll watch over the slow, ded boards while your empire blossoms.

>>35094379
Well done. I'm a fucking beta but when I'm on a bus it's like my primal instincts kick in. I race to the first available seat and wouldn't give it up for a 110 year old pregnant woman on chemo. If there is at least one empty seat in sight I also put my bag on the seat next to me, comfy as fuck. Then if someone asks I have the excuse of the other empty seat (no one asked so far). When there is no empty seat on sight I put it on my lap because I don't want to talk to normies.

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>>35096513
Sure, don't forget to make me a meme after I die

>>35096585
Truly devilish!

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you're so fucking cringe

satania worst girl kill yourself

>>35094655
>soft sticky rice things
>them slipping out of your hands as you hold them close to you

Literally impossible, dropped for bad physics

>>35094484

What country?

Orig

>>35094379
>weebshit pics
filtered your trip faggot

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>>35097368
>satania worst girl
Huuuh, what was that? Did I hear something? You better start pretending to be retarded!

>>35097418
Post ussr

>>35097438
Hallo new(((friend)))
also
>weeb website for weeb discussions with weeb audience
>complaining about weeb pics

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>>35097538
even raph shit is better than satania

now get on all floors and lick my feet

>>35097538

>3d world country
>Post USSR

Is it Central Asia?

>>35094379
i feel sorry for you if you have to take the bus instead of the train. there is no reason you have to get up for someone else. they have to wait their turn like everyone else. and if youre 90 yrs old and still dont have a car then you deserve to stand.

>>35094379
dont get me started on pregnant women. their baby is like 8 fucking pounds. if you cant carry 8 fucking pounds then i dont want to see you lift a grocery bag.

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>>35097590
Hah, such an attribute. I will get on all fours and bite your balls off!

>>35097763
But muh hormones and joint pains

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>>35097916
i just want to bully satania every time i see her ugly face

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>>35098095
Huhu, any last words?

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>>35098371
w-wait put the gun down

let's be friends

Avatarfags really need to be harassed to suicide

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>>35098430
W-What?
What?

>>35096049
>Retard
>Cute
Hmm..

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>>35097438
wait a second. this isnt 4chan? the website made for anime shitposting?

kill yourself