>he does the virgin walk >he does the virgin knuckle crack

>>35093686
>>he orders no tomatoes on his burger
???

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>>35093686
Fuck off, OP, you grand faggot, stop posting threads and stop posting completely >>>35093268

tomatoes are the most beta vegetal ever

>>35093766
No that's Squash

>>35093686
cracking knuckles in general is a pretty terrible habit

so annoying

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>>35093686
>>he orders no tomatoes on his burger
What if I unironically do this in real life? G-g-guys?

>>35093882
I guess that makes you a virgin.

Tell me you don't order mayo and ketchup to mix them together... right?

>>35093882
Maybe you don't want to get salmonella from the cardboard that OP calls a tomato.
Why are you believing /r9k/? Go to a museum today instead of shitposting.

>>35093686
>>35093709
>>35093882
>>35093912
false. I order tomato on my burgers and still a kiss less virgin ;_;

>>35093882
I think tomatoes are the most controversial FRUIT ever.
Yes it's a fucking fruit.

>>35093882
>>35093912
>>35093927
>>35093932
>>35093940
Ok, I'm a virgin, but I fucking hate tomatoes and I doubt sex would change that.

>>35093686
Guilty of all those except the oil one. End me.

What does the virgin walk look like?

>>35094002
Look yourself in a mirror when you walk and you'll see.

>>35093945
So you're completely unwilling to put yucky things in your mouth
No wonder

>>35094058
I'm willing to put a girls peepee in my mouth. Or my tongue in hers or whatever.

I'm unwilling to put tomatoes, pineapple, and watermelon in my mouth.

>>35093686
They all apply to me, except the virgin walk meme; I painstakingly internalized the ideal male gait.

>>35094002
keeping hands unmoving or in your pockets while trying hard to saunter like a Chad.

I cracked my knuckle less than a second before I read that line.
now I want to kill myself, thanks op

>>35093686
im a virgin fembot and i love tomatoes ?

>>35094099
You will change your mind after doing it.

>>35094099
>pineapple, and watermelon
the fuck

>>35094205
>virgin
>fembot

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>he does the virgin knuckle crack
g...guize?...

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>>35093686

I love tomatoes, it's onions I have a problem with. Does that make me a virgin?

>>35094298
Tokyo ghoul knuckle crack
I did it, but I've never watched it

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>tfw order my burger with only ketchup

fuck tomatoes

>he has the virgin haircut

orgalborgal

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>he has the virgin gf

>>35094315
But that's a really normal knuckle crack.
Most people I know do that, women as well.