What was the closest you got to intercourse anon? Asking because

>>35093504
intercourse with a condor :/

>>35093524
Was that pussy fly?

One time I asked a girl out, and she said yes. She flaked, of course, but she still said yes. That's as close as it gets

The closest I got is when the girl said that she likes me back but still doesn't want to be my gf

>>35093504
The farthest I've ever gone was cuddling in bed together, it was surprisingly nice and comfy. He put his hand on my butt and I could hear his heart start to beat faster since my head was on his chest, I thought it was kinda cute.

He also kissed me on the cheek too, I don't know if you would consider that to be more intimate or whatever than cuddling though.

>>35093856
Why the hell not though?

Oregano

>>35093504
I sat next to a girl I thought was cute once and she brushed her arm against me. Yes, I know I'm pathetic.

I have had sex.

It was pleasurable.

Me and this gril were in bed feeling on eachother and making out but never made a move, she figured it would've been too soon to have intercourse

>>35094087
why are you here, desurino?

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Even gay guys can get pussy

>>35094128
I dunno, i've been here since 2008, i turned Chad 2 years ago. It was quite easy actually.

I hugged a real girl once

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two cute girls hugged me
i think it was some kind of normie joke

>>35094130
That comic is just a mess of stupid. He clearly isn't gay if he can commit to female genitalia regardless of how tomboy/butch she looks, full degenerate absolutely! But he isn't outright gay.

>>35093504
Literally had my dick on the lips ready to push it in but then she panicked and backed out.

Broke up with her arguing about it and she drunkenly texts me months later about how great sex was with her new Chad boyfriend

Never fucking trust Roasties.

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>>35093504
When I was in high school I talked to a few girls. Sometimes for a whole minute or so.

This was the closest I think because I either don't talk to females or just greet them or say goodbye.

>>35093504
With my left hand. Some 8 days ago.