Congratulations, wagecuck. You made it to the final day of slavery

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>>35093274
This was quite a week, but 5 dollars sure is something.

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>>35093274
Haha, good one pepe!
But seriously wagefriends, don't let our banter get to you. I'm grateful that you support my lifestyle. Hope you have a great weekend.
Oh and if you ever want to become a NEET, there's always room. Don't sweat it buddy.

ITT

Mentally ill NEETS try to convince themselves living with chronic depression on a $200 a month stipend is the pinnacle of human freedom.

SAD!

>>35094032

Get a load of this RAGIE WAGIE here. Now now. Don't make me call your manager.

>>35094127
>Don't make me call your manager.
The change in expression of a wagie when you threaten to call the manager is amazing.
They literally jump straight from rude and uppity to obedient and polite.

>have a bit of fever and diahorrea
>this weekend is 4 days long
>I've arranged with a tinder qt to meet on Monday

I really hope I recover fast.

>>35094202
>work in bank
>always right
>people want to speak to my manager
>laugh as the manager agrees with what I said was factually correct.

You faggots with " I want to speak to your manager" shite are great. The more people that piss off my useless manager, the better

>>35093274
Not everyone has a job as you describe.

Although I think neet life can be eltie, if done right.

I've mostly chilled today in the office. Had a shit, fap, long lunch and going out after work for drinks.

No, not drinks to help the crippling depression of wagie life, but to see friends and enjoy food and alcohol

>>35094783
How do you fap at the office? Isn't it weird?

>>35093274

I actually have today off.

>>35094809

I've fapped in my personal office.

When I worked as a janitor I fapped everywhere: janitor closet, bathroom stalls, on the roof of the building.

How much do you get in autism bux anyways? I don't think it would be enough to support myself.

Thanks NEET san but I have an easy day today with no work to do and will probably leave early, also have an interview set up for next week for a new job with even more money

>>35094865
I get $1400/month. Not much but if you aren't a normie it goes a long way

>>35094809
Go to the toilets. A good few individual toilets too with lots of space so it's easy and comfy

>>35095024

that's not bad, I think in Canada it's around $1000 at most though. But my job pays $2500 atm, so I'm better off I guess.

>>35094127
Like you could even speak to anyone on the phone.

>>35094202
I AM THE MANAGER!!!!!!! MUahAHHAhAHAhaHAHAHHA

>>35094127
>>35094202
lol people with real jobs don't interact with random retards off the street, jobs that make you interact with customers are some of the lowest tier out there. I never talk to customers, that's for the low level entry type jobs, if a customer approached me I would get security to escort them back to the front of the building lol.

>>35094202
>>35095152
>>35095238

>RAGIE WAGIES try to rationalize their cuckery

Will wagies EVER learn?

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Maybe one day I'll be able to dig myself out from this mountain of debt. I love this volunteer servitude the ancaps are on about.