>Be socially awkwardly walking in the grocery store >See

Keep walking down the aisle.

>>35093272
stare surprised for a few seconds then snap out of it and go away

>>35093272
e-excuse me, mommy, can you pass me the the chips behind you?

>>35093272
Carry on shopping perhaps? I'm not some chad with a 10 inch cock it's not as if I can hold her hand and whisk her away to my place, I'll look, maybe smirk and then walk off

>>35093272
Wonder to myself why I never checked out the ethnic aisle before

>>35093272
BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T BLACK THEY'RE JUST DIRTY

If she's flashing me, say those tan lines are really fucking hot. If she responds well flash her back and say how do we progress from here

If I saw a girl taking the pic of her friend doing that, probably make the same comment and ask the girl behind the cam if it's her turn next then repeat flash again escalate convo.

If it's a dude I'm just gonna assume it's his GF or they working, and probably still tell her those tanlines are mad and thumbs up the guy or high five him if I'm close.

>>35093339
>high five him if I'm close.
>see naked girl
>get urge to touch guy

Swallow down vomit and call the zoo, I've found one of their monkeys

Swipe the credit card through her clit.

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>>35093319
It really is the patrician aisle

>>35093272
Smile and take photo

>>35093272
Immediately get down on my knees and start eating her out while reaching up and groping her tits. All I can eat buffet.

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>>35093391
Absolutely devilish :--DDDDDD

>>35093272
Slap her in the cart and see if I can't get a discount on some damaged goods.

>>35093272
Grab her by the pussy.

(original oregano)

>>35093358
I'm not retarded, if the guy is alpha enough to get his girl to agree to take nude photos like that in a supermarket it's unlikely it would go down well if I tried to touch her.

Even if she was alone if I griped her it probably wouldn't go over well.

>>35093272
Call the zoo; they have a monkey on the loose.

>don't want to ignore it because someone will call me a faggot
>don't want to stare because someone will call me a pervert
>pretend not to notice and run away

>>35093272
>flip my cart full of groceries
>start shrieking austistically
>tackle her into the shelves
>run out of the store

Maybe try to snap a picture but honestly I'd probably be too pussy to even do that and just turn around and walk away.

Be really surprised, stare, then proceed to laugh hysterically. Then I'd walk away.

>>35093272

>see tits
>"NICE GYNO FAGGOT"
>see legs
>doyouevensquatbro.jpg
"will help you lose that gyno tho bro"
>kick her pussy
>after she falls down throw some creatine and line it up
>when she tries to get up put leg at her back and force back down
>tries to push herself up by doing push ups technically
>like that will work
>nail her head next to creatine line
>drag her face across the line
>help her get up
>instantly chase her around the grocery store for cardio
>after that lock her at a place inside the store
>"tomorrow we do squats"
>ofc store manager is ok with the whole thing
>pay groceries and leave

>>35093272
colonize that pussy

smash fr fr

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Put a coin in the slot and get some chocolate milk if you know what I mean.

>>35093833
switch the aisle real quick and wonder what and why