Suck it dicklets, you'll never please a woman unless you're

>when you bend your dick to do a funny checkem picture and accidentally bend it the wrong way

>>35092570
It's ridiculously bent, same pie.

For fucks sake, If someone cut off your dick and threw it, it would come right back to them.

You should really get that fixed.

>>35092582
>>35092588
>>35092589
It's a normal thing and it makes girls cum harder because it rubs right into the gspot. By all means though, keep crying babydick

>>35092570
lol funny benis :DD

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>>35092570
My penis is about 3/4 yours in length and the same is girth, however at least mine goes in a straight line :)

>>35092570
It's bent like a fucking boomerang AND you can't keep it up without strangling it with a rubber band.
Kill yourself

>>35092570
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease
Go see a doctor, boomerangdickanon.

>>35092779

Haha that's fucking pathetic didn't even notice the bands at glance.

Finally, a reason to post this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8zp-H6pZng

OP's dick isn't even that bent, and he's right it would make women cum really hard. The rubber band is just a fun thing it doesnt change the actual visuals of his massive dick

>>35092852
Isn't even *that* bent?


Are you fucking blind?

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>>35092852
>"Isn't even that bent"
>Looks like a goddamn boomerang
>Doesn't even get an erection correctly

>>35092852
>and he's right
>he's right
>right
It's not even OP's dick. smdh

Fuck off pre-tranny Chris Chan.

>>35092570

Dickarang.

I have a curved penis myself but that is fucked mate. Looks snapped.

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>>35092589
>He doesn't have a rangdick

Feel bad4u

okay
I always wanted to buy a boomerang, bonus points if it's going to please women

>>35092570
Must be Australian cock.

op im a girl and your dik is great

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>>35092582
Kek
First post best (original) post

>>35092570
it hurts just by looking at it. wtf

>>35092582
>when you bend your dick
Is this actually a thing? Soft seems like it could be plausible, but hard doesn't. Would it not really hurt?

>>35092570
Tfw dick is bent from constantly tucking boners

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>>35092570
Captain hook looking ass

>>35094406
Show us your breasts or remove yourself from the premises