>"So anon, tell us a bit about yourself and why you're

>>35092403
It's a minimum wage flipping burgers job. What the fuck do you want me to say? WHy I want to work at Wendys? I need fucking money.

>>35092403
I believe my resume speaks for itself. If you have any questions regarding that, I would be happy to elaborate.

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>>35092403
>"W-well y-you see *farts* that wasnt me h-honest. E-excuse me i need to go"

>>35092403
>"Because you have a job going"

>>35092403
I'm 24 and have a knack for self improvement and problem solving.

I'm qualified for this job because I have invested most of my personal time specifically studying this career field for the last 4 years of my life, and am a hobbyist and I love doing it. I was always told growing up find something that makes you happy, and here we are. I doubt you can find another enthusiast in this field ready to commit their entire life to the cause as much as I am.

I am flexible, proactive and dynamic. I've dabbled in entrepreneurship, internal marketing and extrainternal peer reflection. My experience in customer concussion and compatible semitollurgy has made me extraordinarily capable of handling day to day repertoire carte business and affairs. In my free time I am a connossieur of poultry arts and I master five different degrees of juxtapose coitus.

I am prestigeless in my role as an autorespiratory gynoid and fully capable of self sustaining trauma of valid sentinels. My crematoire of semitic lies is smoldering in ashes of hyperdynamic termination in arts of firemaking in response to the rampant miscegenation of todays marketplace.

im black u better hire me whiteys or im finna report yo ASS to the state

NIGGA

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>>35092612
>>35092606
I'm sorry but I don't think you guys are qualified enough for the position

>>35092615
You're hired when can you start?

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>"I can use the word whom'st've'd'nt"

>>35092632
Start? Muh Fukka you thinkk imma slave or some shit? nah naah nigga I ain't startin yet you raciss if u sink so
shieet I need to go holla at my homeboi dogs, imma snap atcha all later
when I be ready, shit I be work all night namwhatimsayin

>"because I overclocked your computer's CPU without having to access to it"
>"ahahah what? it was with me the whole time, impossible"
>"look it up ;)"
>"OH MY GOD! IT'S OVERCLOCKED! STABLE! STABLE HANDLESS OVERCLOCK!"
>"see?" *teleports behind the slut in grey*
>"now you either get me this job or I" *teleports on top of the head of the old dude*
>"I will...*climb down and whisper to the slut's right ear*
>*get bored mid-sentence and teleport in front of the pc and shitpost again*

>>35092729
can we just give black people whatever they want, they intimidate me

>>35092795
Give us a personal white bitch, a reparations check each week for $500, and an unlimited voucher to a local Asian massage parlor.