>be twenty-seven in two months >still going to community

>27
>Just want the milf at work made for baby making to smother me to death with her tits and/or ass

>>35092303
>be 31 in 3 months
>working a 3rd shift job at a power plant
>live with my wife in our own place
>come home to homecooked meals every morning
>haven't masturbated in months (plenty of sex though).

I was like you at age 23, though.

>>35092303
I post in these threads all the time it's not even worth reshashing my information

26 yo neet reporting in

>>35092303
>tfw hit triple decades this year
>tfw been on 4chan since 2005
>tfw done nothing with your life and don't really care to

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>>35092752
Why you still browse a losers' board ?

I don't understand. Does our misery deep inside of you makes you feel happy ?

>>35092802
I actually try to help you guys in different ways. Sometimes it's helping you change your perspective on things, other times its financial advice (I remember what its like to have to borrow money from a friend in order to get gasoline, because my tank was empty, or to choose between food and medicine; I've even gone homeless for a stint).

Basically, if I see a way I can help, I try to. Most people on this board automatically assume successful people were born into it, and never had to struggle, so I try to keep my success on the DL, since I used to struggle to socialize, lived with my parents for far longer than I wanted to, and was wildly unsuccessful with women for quite a long time (my first date was when I was 23).

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>>35092303
>27 reporting in
>Live at home still, parents are my best friends
>GF went to Florida for a week
>Realize I'm now bored as hell
>Feels weird waking up without her next to me

I'm not sure I was ready for these feels.

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>>35092303
>28 reporting in
>get told I look like a teenager on a near daily basis
>tonight is my 5th night homeless
>it's ok cos I have a job and a car though
>haven't seen my family in years, live in a different country
>accidentally became an alcohol in 2014, have been ever since
>tfw zero shits released about having a gf
>despite my homelessness and schizo im pretty happy

>>35092834
fuck off you condesceing cunt kill yourslef nigger faggot cunt

>>35092847
I recommend keeping a 5 o clock shadow. Clean shaven makes people look young, and an unkempt beard doubly so (like they don't know what they are doing).

Been homeless. Truck stop showers are a life saver. Your first 4 priorities are: cell phone, gasoline, food, shower.

Stop drinking, it's really that simple.

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>18
>parents abandoned me because they think I'm gay
>not fag
>homeless
>live in the ghetto now
>still masterbates to cartoons

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>>35092864
Thankfully I can shower at work before my shift but I do so on the downlow so people don't ask why. I also have a 24hr gym membership with a shower so failing the work shower that's my back up.
My main issue is trying to find a place to park and sleep at night where I can have my window down a bit and not be found.

The drinking, well ive cut back significantly but I'm not there yet.

>>35092904
Wherever trucks park for the night is completely legal for you to use to sleep. Most Walmarts in the US allow truckers to sleep in certain parts of the parking lot, for example.

>>35092915
Ausfag so walmarts unfortunately out of the picture but we have gas stations here on highways for rest stops I think so maybe I'll look into that. Thanks anon.

>>35092927
Glad to help. Good luck getting back on your feet.

I recommend you do it before winter hits (presuming Australia gets real winters).

>>35092834
As long as you don't brag about your success around here and aren't condescending I am fine with you posting here.

You have to understand anon. You were lucky that shit got together. Not everyone is as lucky as you. Some of us will remain miserable.
Life is all about luck. Being ar the right time at the right place, and we have no control regarding that

>>35092959
I completely understand. And while there are some here who are beyond my help, when I see someone I CAN help, I try to push them in the right direction.

Sometimes it's nothing more than helping someone getting over their nervousness regarding women/strangers, which is nothing more than a perception thing. Easy enough to nudge in the right direction.

Other times, it's more like the Australian poster, looking for a place to sleep in his car. I have experience with that, as well.

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>27 in a month
>graduated end of last year
>no motivation to get any kind of job
>all I want to do is be pampered by my qt latino gf
>she even says she'll take care of me forever
>still paranoid that she'll leave if I can't find a way to be productive

>>35093025
>she even says she'll take care of me forever

i had that once. you're living the dream.

> 0-21 robot, virgin, neet hs dropout, poor relationship with parents, criminal record, the works
> 22-26 changed life, got gf, got stem degree, life is good
> 26-28 got stem job, single again, laziness and apathy starts to return, normies know im a bit weird
> 28 neet again, living with parents, no friends, single
> relocating for a new job soon
> this time it will be different

I just don't know, now I think if you were a robot by the time you stop biologically developing, then chanced are you are a robot by default, and you will always return to this point whenever things get too hard, or boring. This is just life for some people

>>35092303
I don't want to say "We all gonna make it, Brah", but there are plenty of examples where People were total losers in their 20s and 30s and became successful in their 40s and 50s (of course it didn't happened "out of nowhere" and they worked hard in that time, but they exist).

>>35092303
>25
>Still a virgin
>Got my first gf last year (long distance tho)
>Broke up with me after seven months even though we never had an argument
>Got my first job last year too
>Better than expected but the pay kinda sucks and I feel so far behind in life so I'm ready to find something better now
>Used to look at porn all day while lurking if I wasn't playing vidya, and I'd fap 2-6 times a day
>Ever since LDR gf called it quits, most porn does nothing for me, have to see super kinky shit done well to get aroused and even then I only look at it like once or twice a month and fap 1-3 times a week
>Don't even care about women or dying alone anymore, just want to beat my dick on their faces and forget they exist
>Finally upgraded my gayman PC case, power supply, vidya card, and got more hard drives
>Spent $220 on vidya
>Installed them and immediately lost interest in them after years of wanting - the few that I did try were boring as fuck
>Primary hard drive is 3 years old and just crapped out on me (fuck Seagate)
>Can't find my Winblows 7 disc and key so I can't reformat
>Tfw been lurking on my phone for the last four days and my desire to live is diminishing with each day that I can't glue myself to my computer
>Met with some guy who my mom said would help me get into plumbing
>Guy basically Shia Labeouf'd me with a motivational "JUST DOOOO IT!" speech for two hours, telling me all my dreams are achievable and asked if I want to go with him to some kind of meeting where he learns self-improvement and how to get rich and manage money and other shit by supposed millionaires
>He's not even a manager so I basically wasted my time
>I will never be a shape-shifter

>>35094069
Many great success stories have an asinine amount of failures alone -- before they finally get to the good shit.

>>35094362
Yes, but it will be almost forgotten that there are many people who tried their whole life and just failed and died poor and alone. You hear from them once in a while, but these are not really popular stories, because they don't generate clicks.