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>start jacking off
>need to pee
>don't have cups or bottle I can piss in
>don't wanna go to the bathroom because it's late, this house is old as hell and the doors and floors are extremely creaky, especially at night
>get the idea to piss out the window
>walk over to right side
>see that neighbors on other side of gate have lights on and may be outside
>check left side window
>eyes are bad and carpark is illuminated by a solitary light in the middle of the thing
>strain my eyes for a half a second
>>some asswipe is fucking having a goddamn sleepover in his car
>panic
>pants are still off
>body was on auto-pilot so I think I may've flashed my dick
>try to play it cool
>have to now keep a window open so I don't look like a schizo nutcase opening up the drapes in my place at 2AM
>it's fucking 40 degrees outside and i'm acommiefornianso I can't stand the cold
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>>35092271
Are you insane my man? No one cares that you pissed.
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I onced pee'd out of the window when I was a kid, I was already very autistic and I used to hide when my family had people over.
I lived in a very busy condo, yet it was the perfect time and space where no one saw me or the pee, it was summer so it probably dried up very quick too, it was around 7 PM I believe.
Felt like cracking Denuvo, shieeeet.
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