Im obsessed with communicating with Lowtax. I follow him on twitter and join all his streams and replybto every post on his dead gay forum but he doesnt respond. We have 100% compatible personalities and would actually end up being close or even best friends if we just talked for a bit. I think id better much better side kick then shmorky ever was. Im thinking about road tripping to his home town and just hanging around until i "accidentally" bump into him and let our friendship develop. Any ideas how to persue this guys?
Look how much he hates this guy! I would hate this guy too, just another example of how similar we are and how well wed get on
Lowtax is super funny and brave. He once fought famed director uwe boll which is super awesome
This is lowtax getting married the first time. This rules because es been married multiple times and therefor and DEFINATLY had sex. Im hoping when we become friends he can help me with this
>>35092351
Whoops forgot my pic!
Another reason lowtax and i will form a firm friendship is that we are both connoisseurs of energy drinks. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of energy drinks and would like to share my knowledge and experience with him
>>35092211
Yeah he definitely wouldn't want anything to do with an obsessive weirdo such as yourself. better to kys now than after you stalk him and he gets a restraining order against you
>>35092359
dude lowtax's wife was hot
is she single?
>>35092411
No you misunderstand were actually very similar andvwould become close/best friends
>>35092426
I believe she remarried. New wife is even hotter! Yowzah! Weve even got the same taste in women!