Why are hookers so mean? >Feel horny >Fapping to doujins

File: Gira_1344437072_crop_550x332.jpg (46KB, 550x332px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 550x332px

Why are hookers so mean?
>Feel horny
>Fapping to doujins just isn't enough anymore
>Go on backpages
>See hot tranny hooker
>debate with myself for about an hour weather I should pull the trigger and call
>Eventually I muster up the courage
>Dial her number
>Heart is racing
>Hear a disinterested "hullo?"
>Didn't sound like what I expected, spaghetti starts leaking from my pockets
>"h-hello? I uhh got uh this number off an add??"
>wtf
>"...Okay?"
>Starts yelling at me to get my shit together
>Literally yelling for 10 minutes
>Tells me to call her back when I'm not intoxicated

I was very nervous as I am a 28 to khv and the only girl I've ever even held hands with was my mom. I really thought they'd be much kinder since they'd want my business.

Then again she was hot, and a tranny, so she probably gets a lot of calls.

I feel so sad r9k . I was so excited to finally indulge in my degeneracy.