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>A pack of Chads and Jamals just busted up your waifubot.

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>A pack of Chads and Jamals just busted up your waifubot.
>They tell you your parents paid them too, and that it wasn't personal.
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Whatever I make a weekly backup of her mind data. All I have to do is save up and get a new one, same model, and back her consciousness up.
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I'm going to make Pulse look like fucking Disney World.
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>>35085757
>not having backups
Look at this fucking pleb.
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>>35085802
>save your sheckles
>buy a less then legal combat chassis
>the next day the offenders are dead, discovered with baseball bats rammed up their asses and broken apart for severe internal damage
>meanwhile at home combat wifu is twisting your father's last good limb through a full 360 degree spin
>Later she's going to rape your mother to death.

I support violence against the monsters who would harm you for not being what they want
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Why would anyone hate waifubots?
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>>35086374
without beta men to shower women in attention and support them later in life, they lose their advantage and have to deal with how shit life and dating is for guys

think about it, if you could have a nice sexy waifu robot instead of a mean slut wife who screams at you all day wouldn't you?
but then that mean slut would have to die alone
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>>35086681
If we can keep wiafubots on the downlow, maybe, just maybe, we could get mass production up and running before they can shut down the momentum. We just need an aftermarket set up and we should be golden
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>>35086681
Or she could better herself as an individual and compete with a good damn sex toy. And what is wrong with dieing alone?
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>>35085757
>>35086374
Every time I see anime cyborg/robots I just imagine some poor anon going to a store to pick out his waifu but he's knocked out and taken to a secret room where he's turned into a cute cyborg girl and programmed never to attack his "lover".
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>>35086781
to a woman, dying alone is the single worst thing you could say about them
considering all they have to do to get sex or a relationship is go to a bar and sit there looking pretty

if no one comes to save them and they die alone, that's pretty much the meanest, saddest thing they can think of
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>>35086831
So why don't they just be the one to ask? That seems like it would be an easy fix.
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>>35085757
If we have waifu bots we probably have facotries that mass produce them, for cheap cause they're run by machines

I'll buy another
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>>35086806
We get it you want to be someones sissy sextoy.
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>implying that I haven't trained my waifubot for combat
>implying I haven't modified her in any ways
>implying she even leaves my house anyways
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>>35086864
because women are scared and rejection is hard and they don't think they need to
they don't normally have to deal with rejection so any time a girl is rejected they take it extra hard
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>>35086947
So they choose to be alone then? I thought you said they view that as the worst fate.
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>>35086681
I wonder what it would be like if every beta was content with a waifu bot and lost all temptation to waste his pay check orbiting stacy
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>>35085757
>princess carry her home
>lay her on the bed
>lovingly repair her while you do your best to answer her questions about why some people are evil
>order combat programming so that it never happens again
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>>35085802
I'm going to make Sandy Hook look like fuckign Columbine desu
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>>35085802
God im such a faggot, I honestly thought you were referring to Gran pulse from ff-13
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>>35087025
it's illogical because they think they need to be approached to get anything
if they aren't approached then why bother?

fish don't chase after the fisher
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>>35086681
Oh shit
> The creation of waifu & husbando bots split society down the middle.
> Free at last, men and women form their own coalitions and cities. Friction between the genders dies down. Polite but informal trade starts.
> Trouble however, on the horizon. While each waifu bot is tenderly loved and cared for by its "owner" the husbando models are receiving complaints. Husbando's unable to keep up with the ever changing demands of their owners, failing to keep adequate satisfaction rating, AnonCorp begins to panic.
> Refuses to make new husbando units until a new AI can be created, one more able to adapt to womyns demands.
> R & D takes time. Women begin to fight amongst each other. Fighting spills over into the Cities of Men as a trade delegation is kidnapped. In a fit of unexpected brutality the men's waifubots are smashed to pieces and the men themselves brutally raped to the women's satisfaction.
> No choice but to create combat equipped waifu's and ask for compensation.
> Denied. Women become more openly combative. Relearn the "wisdom" of old and rediscover the pleasures of crushing the souls of real, live, men.
> AnonCorp rolls out new husbando models, but it is too late. Husbando's are illegally modified to become waifu destroying "MANCATCHERS".
> Waifu's must be upgraded to protect their masters. Difficult though, to chop apart and refit the waifu you love. Too few undergo the process.
> And so in the end of days it has come to this. Actinic fire lights a bruised and purpled sky. The air is thick with ash, burned plastic, and the screech of tortured metal.
> She has only one arm. The servos in her legs are sparking- failing. But he is behind her. Trapped inside the concrete shelter she thought would protect him.
> She does not know what will happen to him after this, and it is a certainty that she will never know.
> For so long as she as one finger left that can pull a trigger, she will never let THEM have her master.
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>>35086831
Who told you that? Yourself while you masturbate?
Dying alone sounds like a relief.
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>>35085757
I'd pay them extra to rape her and let me watch
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>>35087093
>lovingly repair her while you do your best to answer her questions about why some people are evil

this hit a nonexistent feel for me

>wh-why would they do that to me.. she quietly mutters in pain as you try to comfort her
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>>35087215
>allowing others to violate your qt waifubot
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>>35085757
that does sound like something my parents would pay a group of guys to do
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>>35087162
Westworld: Revolution
Seriously though, I wish for an all-male city and an all-female city
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>>35087186
my sister-in-law
she mentioned that after I asked why when she got mad she'd always mention me dying alone

normalfag women hate the idea of not getting married or dying alone
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>>35087215
you would unironically literally cuck yourself?
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>>35087162
Sounds like it could be a movie.
If someone ever makes it out of this horrible place a success, make it a reality in our honor.
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>>35087365
Are you new?
This is pretty common, disgraceful, yes, but common.
Leave before you get stuck here.
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>>35087449
>le 'you're here forever'
wew lad i've been on here longer than you
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>>35086831
>to a woman, dying alone is the single worst thing you could say about them
This.

A single mother Stacy tried to make me her beta enabler once. She was very slutty and most likely ridden with STDs. All of her 3 kids were black. But I was so lonely that I almost fell for it.

Then my dad told her that "she wouldn't even sell in the bargain bin". She was so angry that went on an spastic fit and broke a finger. She as still angry about it a year later.

Thank you dad.
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>>35087344
Well shit. Strike 1, I thought I was being more original than I was and Strike 2, I now have a new book to pick up. Ouch and thank you lol.
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>>35086681
Waifubots exist irl, not for you
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>>35085757
>Not making sure your waifu is durable beforehand
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>>35087108
Holy shit me too. Love FF
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I hope one day that Waifubots are the mothers and loving wife's that we need, bonus if scientists figure out a way to make waifubots get pregnant.
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WAFIUBOTS WILL BE DESTH MACHINES IN THE THE FUCKING FUUUUTTTTTIUUURRREEE
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>>35085802
SAVE A FEW FOR ME
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>>35085802
Pleb. I'd make both John Wick movies look like dying of extreme old age surrounded by my family secure in the knowledge that I was going straight to Heaven.
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>>35087162

how horryfying. this must never happen. Waifubot must live.
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>>35085757
No-one touches my waifu-bot, regardless of reason. If they want to hurt her, then they don't need to be alive anymore.
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>>35087907

>tfw reading the whole thing

Ouch
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>>35089115
Shut the fuck up faggot. You wouldn't do a god damn thing. You would sit there and let it happen, hoping they would damage her bad enough. Afterwards when she ask you why you didn't do anything...you'll pretend you didn't hear it. Fuck out of here.
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>>35089196
>projecting
Shut the fuck up cuck I'll gut your ass too.
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>>35089196
>needlessly belligerant: the post
You're drunk, go to bed
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"L-lemme get you cleaned up! I'll deal with those fuckers later!"
>Clean her
>Replace any broken parts
>Soothe her trauma by hacking into her cyberbrain and rewriting her memories of the event
>Kill those chads and tyrones
Mai waifu is mai laifu
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>>35089215
>>35089225
You know it is true. You wouldn't do anything. You would sit back and let it continue. Ask they tell you it wasn't personal, you wouldn't even look them in the eye. All you would do is a simple nod and take her home. As time went on, you would falsify the story because you couldn't come to terms at how pathetic you were in that situation. I bet you would even deactivate you waifbot because even she would question your manhood. Lmao.
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>>35089296
>still projecting your cuck fantasies
You really are the most pathetic type of poster.
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>>35089296
Is this a bizarre attempt to get bullied?
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>>35089322
He isn't lying. That is why you are a beta male with a waifubot in the first place.
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>>35089322
>>35089346

Nope, I put cowards like you in there place. I bullied kids in Elementary, Middle School, Highschool and now College. I get enjoyment from it. It should be known that people like you weren't meant to live on this planet, you were just the lucky sperm that was able to fertilize the egg. So, as a I always do. I will continue to talk shit about you shitty, trashy, feminazi whore waifubot.
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>>35085802
This, it's not even a joke. If I had a robowaifu on the tier of that image, I'd make every school shooting look like the picnic scene in The Sound of Music.
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>>35089322
>worst type of poster
You even classify different posters? Holy shit, you must be bored in life. Fuck that's pathetic, that just tells me you spend long hours on here. Hey doofus, ever think that is a reason why your a lonely person consuming SSRI? Huh? Probably not, would be surprise if you could name the days through out the week. What's it like knowing that when you were a kid you dreamed about the world but as you slowly grew up. The realization of being someone was just that...a dream. I also bet you think your life is like a movie. Meaning, that little ounce of hope you have. That minor feeling you have about continuing on is that someone out there in the world is going to bump into one day and save you from you life of tragedy. Reality check. That doesn't happen. You'll continue being lonely and pathetic.
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>>35087488
Shoulda taken his advice before it was too late.
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>>35085757
I'd break my Dad's wife in return.

Eye for an eye
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>>35089544
>>35089383
>>35089366
All me.
These posters are all me
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>>35085757
>implying they wouldn't steal your robowaifu
>inb4 but I programmed her to love me
Both Chad and Jamal are CompEngys that learned how to fuck up the firmware of the robowaifu so they can steal your girl.

This is why you should learn to program and have a fuckton of encryption, etc.
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>>35085757
im going to make hotline miami look like a fucking dating sim
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>>35090058
And thinking about it, it could be a nice NTR doujin but I don't want to get an arson desu.
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