GOD WHY THE FUCK CANT I JUST FIND A BOYFRIEND WHO LIKES TABLETOP

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>>35083961

tabletop gaming is time consuming, expensive, overly complicated and boring.

I would take this bait but monopoly gets fucking boring, and life makes me too sad.
Now poker is where its at.

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>>35083961
I've never played tabletop games, but I'm interested in getting into it. I just don't know anyone else in my area that plays. How do you find others who play, say for example, D&D?

>things that girls never say

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>>35083991
>>35083992
SHUT UP SHUT UP I JUST WANT A BOYFRIEND WHO LIKES TO PLAY CALL OF CTHULHU AND OTHER /TG/-tier GAMES THEY ARE SO ADORABLE AND CUTE I WANT ONE I WANT ONE I WANT OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>35083961
Female Fedora, I see you walking in walmart with your leather trenchcoat, even though we look and act differently I would marry you in a heartbeat.
Sincerely,
Cyborg boy

>>35083961
Where you at?

Don't know about bf but I'd like to play tabletop with a robot.

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>>35084098
CANADA YOU FILTHY DUMB ANIMAL

>>35084126
Wow nevermind, I don't want to play tabletop with a fucking leaf.

Are you a female or a fag?

I do play them

>>35084126
are you 604 by chance i will tabletop your night

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>>35084191
>hee hee mommy i said it again XDDDD hes a canadian ahaha leaf so hilarious epic !

>>35084196
what if i said the latter........

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>>35084126
>CANADA
well, that your problem right there.

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girls only like tabletop shit for the male attention and orbiters

>>35084270
Pretty sure that's a fag mate

>>35083961
>>35084046
women do not like tabletop games. neither do most men for that matter

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>>35084347
but i do! PLEASE BELIEVE ME SIR!!!

>>35083961
we all moved on to video games when we realized nobody in tabletop gaming gives a shit about the consumer and they're even worse jews

like yeah there's early access and shit like that but at least it's not games workshop

>>35084270
Good choice. CoC is a great RPG.

>>35084375
I like those games but I'm hideous.

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>>35084384
are you telling me... matt ward... is the reaSONN I CANT GE T FUACVKING TABLETOP RPG ENTHUSIAST BOYFRIEND?!?!?!

>>35084461
ye :^)

I'd date you anyways if "general nerd you can rope into doing p&p/tabletop shit" is good enough

>>35083961
Post on /lgbt/ instead of /r9k/

>>35084521
that would be good enough now be my fucking bf you dumb nerd

>>35084375
when i was in middle school i used to fantasize about finding a nice girl and maybe a few other friends that were into warhammer and making tons of armies and battlefields together. then as time went on i realized how unrealistic of a fantasy it was and lost interest in it. the dream died completely when i found out they gutted the armies i liked

>>35084574
alright fuck drop a your contact info at [email protected] if you're serious

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>>35084648
dont be rude to me you niggerloving faggot.

>>35084126
>Canada
Last time I check that's a pretty big place. Might want to narrow it down a wee bit you fucking faglorrd?

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Lower ur voice pls

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>>35084761
ughhFINE SOUTHERN ONTARIO NOW WOULD YOU PLEASE MAIL ME OR DELIVER ME A BOYFRIEND

>>35084803
Sorry, not into men uguuu!~~

Southern Ontario here, I enjoy tabletop games and have a large penis. What is the next step.

>>35084803
SW Ontariofag whose into tabletop gaming
Are you Girl(Female) or Girl(Male)
Also what town/city

>>35084888
be a huge faggot apparently

calm down, I'll play monopoly, clue, whatever with your bitch ass.

just give me the drink.

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I BET YOU PLAY 5E YOU FUCKING CASUAL WOMAN!!!

YOU PROBABLY PLAY BABBY SHIT LIKE HEARTHSTONE TOO

FUCK YOU!!

>>35085023
>woman

i see you still havent caught onto the fact that OP is obviously an ugly fat faggot

>>35085023
HEHHHEHHEHEEUGLLGHHHH FUK U BBY CASUAL U PLEY BBY THIT Y U DONT SUK ME DIK BITCH


shut your dumb ass up.

so yeh OP, suck me dick? suck me fk me bby, i will fuck your ass *with* the monopoly board, little green house in your pussy.l

>>35083961
Depends. Are you fat?

If not, are you at least kinda cute?

If not, are your tastes kinda patrician?

>>35084803
I used to live in Ottawa, but I'm more of a vidya/TCG guy.

>tfw no qt housewife gf who writes campaigns in her free time

Why you gotta taunt me like this?

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ITT Candyland heretics. Hexterminatus when?

>>35084803
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>>35083961
r u a grill? i have never really played any table top games but i bet i could like it :^)

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>>35083961
I'm cuddling my DnD boifurendo right now.
He was a friend at first, started flirting when he became my DM.
He is creative and has a great sense of humour. He always made everyone in the group feel necessary and equal. Has a great deal more experience table gaming than the rest of us did.
Also plays vidya ofc, I did as well so we play together now.
He has a really cool family, they have a smiths workshop and know how to work metal and make things. He made me a silver necklace.
He has some real chainmail, helmets, swords and some historic larp outfits and weapons.
We have a lot in common, and we love eachother more every day.
Hope you find your tg-kun, anonette.

>>35084524
lgbt is normie central

>>35086064
youre ugly as fuck

i hope you fukcing die

>>35086101
I can stop making that face, you can't stop being alone :c

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>>35083961
Because tabletop gaming is an autist hobby and autists aren't interested in used goods

>>35086230

You're still ugly as fuck

Not that guy btw

>>35086230
Ya he can bitch

>>35086101
I'll fuck you hard right now let's go

>>35086230
What you gonna say now? bitch?

>>35086064
What's wrong with your nose/eyebrows

>>35083961
>>35084046
I play Call of Cthulhu every week with my friends, we could use a girl in the club
Where are you at?

prrrugllku test uhymm

I'll be your bf. I'm a sorcerer rn

>>35083961
Are you Male or female?

oreganito jutsu

>>35086270
O-oh shit, didn't realise OP was a dude. Either way, "fuck you hard right now" doesn't really constitute a lasting and loving relationship.
I wanted to help a tg grill understand that its normal to go from friends to bf.
But OP is a non-tg fag just after tg guys for some fetish "adorable and cute" bs.

>>35083961
I just got back from a board game night with my coworkers and I also live in southern Ontario

You're all a bunch of beta faggots. Go choke on your mothers feces.

-sincerely OP

My boyfriend goes to play call of Cthulhu w his friends every weekend and every time he comes back wasted and they barely played the game at all, I just have to put him to bed and make sure he doesn't black out and pee on the floor

Because you're a picky cunt, just like most male robots, and you have issues which you most likely need professional help to overcome. But basically, because you're on /r9k/.

>>35087492
No sir, I'm not picky. I'd literally date a midget if it came to it. My standards have been dropped so low.