>steps out from the shadows >assertively grabs your ass

>>35079724
>run piece of rope through his ear hole
>hang him up by a tree

>>35079748
He looks pretty beefy anon, you think you could do that?

is the root of this look Keith Richards?

>>35080086
that being your standard of beefy

>>35080124
Uh, he is? He could probably whoop your ass, bitch boy. He's cute, to boot, too.

>>35080280
I second that! I'm so wet rn!!

>>35079724
He would not get to my ass
I would most likely both grab his arm at the forearm and also step back slightly

While I hate the fact that women never like me and I'm shit with them, I would not trade that for the ways that I have altered my body and instincts to be more fit for physical combat
>Tfw you will never need to really engage an enemy in hand-to-hand combat the way you train
>tfw you constantly see and have to interact with women and being good at that would be way more useful on an everyday basis
>tfw would still not trade because it would be worse to lose a QT to a maniacal madman than it would be to never have one in the first place
Life is hard

>>35080758
He could probably beat the shit out of you desu. See >>35080086