hello guys I am very drunk right now ask me anythingj wow

What'cha drinking, anoon?

>>35076104
Hallo goys Yam vewy duck white know
As'k my anythink world of Warcraft I actwallee pause tits diz.

>>35076104
>hello guys I am very drunk right now
are you a girl?

>>35076141
Rum
also that pic was to draw attention nothong else i am not a girl

oh god i am eating food that i rodnt event warm up fuggggg
Guys I know I give shit advice but you should all become alcoholocs I feel nothing rightbnoe

And my eyes burn a bit but that's okay
I was so hungry I didn't even warm up thr food ehen I burp the taste of the rum comes in mu mouth this is grosss i am so hungry I jist want kfc all i want from life is kfc ok
Why can't I have kfc :&((( v('(

>>35076267
God bless anon. Is it white rum?

That song called heart of chambers is great just fyi lisren to it I just want to cey
>inb4 this is not your blog
All I want was kfc

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>>35076104
What do you think of my waifus anon. Which one is best girl.

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>>35076165
Dou you play classic orr vanillla..? uhm....uhhhhhmean, liike, the one withthe uhhhh with the pandas, or thhe ggood one.....??

>>35076360
Nah not white

Lol white boi huh
The cqptcha made me solve a corded phone wtf

>>35076382
I am horny qnd nice wqifu/10
Some retard is blowing his stupid fuging car horn i dknt give a shit dude wgat do u want

>>35076387
What i dont understand that y
please somebody warm up my food i just wanted kfc

>>35076387
Surry but I don't lick padas with vanalla or anything , onon !
Yuo sea ?

>>35076472
Huh? Pandas are really cute i ront knoe why you don't like them you musy be crazt

>>35076472
w........................wut?

[sploiner[content.?? I'll sho wyou content//spoierl]

Why aren't you in school kid? You should be studying so you don't wind up a neet, not pretending to be drunk on 4chan.

>>35076382
aqua best girl
does she even wear panties

>>35076516
I am not pretending thats not what I do also , I am a failure so haha

>>35076495
Surry butt Yam note cratzy, onon !.
Please respekt my und I weel respekt yuo !

>>35076517
Aqua is a parasite, retarded, and just plain awful.
I suppose that makes her a fembot, then.

>>35076104
Oh look, another normie drunkposter shitting this place up
Please drink more so you stop breathing or drown in your own vomit

>>35076547
What are you even talking about?
who is aqya and why is she here?

>>35076563
hmmm You can come ovet and kill me if you want I dont have the guts to do it myself

>>35076593
What state?
Org

>>35076541
Wat
original yet mitef for 2 sec

>>35076671
I'm in alaska if you wanna come kill me or whatevaj

>>35076673
YUO YIUIUUUUIO RESpekt myself and I respect yuoooor self !!
Yuo under stood ?

>>35076702
Stop trying to avt like a black young man youe just a retard

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I wish I was drunk
have fun anon

what does this pic make you feel

>>35076741
Yam not a dark skin being lol XD

>>35076402
Use recaptcha v1 if it's bothering you so much.

oy my butt is making noises
[ Australia saccent ]

>>35076104
Why are you drinking anon ? Bad Day or just enjoying some good booze ?

>>35076871
Try imagining some1 qith an austrakian accent saying that hahah

>>35076688
Im in new york alaskas a long way for a mercy kill.
Move to ohio.
I'll sort you out friens

>>35076877
just enjoy good alcohol i fwel good for once and i am smiling as i type that
And I am drinking rum

>>35076775
ughwhat ?-?

>>35076985
I thankfully thanks my broken English.

>>35076746
cute
ty anoj u are sweet :)