>claim the only stall in bathroom >people that come in

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>>35074605
>somebody is in the only stall
>knock on their door to let them know there's somebody waiting
>stand right next to the stall so they can see my feet
>hold my nose as they get out and give them the look so they're ridden with guilt for taking a shit in a public bathroom

>>35074605
Haha, that's actually pretty funny
>Walk in to company bathroom
>See anon in the only stall
>"Hahah, hey! You workin hard or hardly workin in there, huh champ?"
>I can hear him adjusting his newspaper as he sighs and mutters "I got a number 2 extra bacon with your name on it, bro."
>Wash my hands
>"Chh, you're fuckin nuts, Anon."
>Leave
>Still have to take a shit

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>>35074605
>when they keep knocking on the door but I'm too entertained browsing 4chan on my phone
better tighten up that hole buddy