>tfw
diet of mountain dew tendies and candy
dont poop for long time
go to toilet
some chemical reaction must have happened
poopy wont fall out
poopy is stuck
then boom
poopy comes out like a bullet and cracks the toilet bowl
pee pee spills all over the floor
who else >bullet turds
>>35072789
Good post, bud.
>>35072789
the Bavarians call that "Sektflasche"
Happens if you drink some beer.
T. President of India