>it's an "Anon cums to a female masturbation video

>>35072628
Having a pussy isn't that great, sorry to burst your bubble.

>>35072634
>grill here, teehee
Let's switch then.

>>35072634
Handy for storage though.

>>35072657
Happily. I want to have a benis.

>>35072671
Bra is better for contraband.

>>35072634
>Having a pussy isn't that great, sorry to burst your bubble.
Part of me knows you're probably right. Another part of me thinks I'm just lying to myself.

>tfw masturbation killed my refractory period

>>35072680
>I want to have a benis
It's only worth it if your not circumcized, and even then, it's not nearly as fun as how female masturbation looks.

>>35072680
>I want to have a benis.
So you're ftm? or are you happy being a woman but you just have penis envy?

Dude pussies are that great but just cum on a girls back when she isent looking spread your seed

>>35072680
>Happily. I want to have a benis.
Well you can have mine.

>>35072695
>TFW you're circumsision and can't feel pleasure

>>35072695
Do cut guys not feel anything? I see a lot of threads on robots wanting to grow their foreskins back. And prostate milking looks more fun tbqh.

>>35072696
A bit of penis envy, I find them interesting.

>>35072747
As someone who was circed at 19. It destroys all pleasure. It's horrible

>>35072747
>. And prostate milking looks more fun tbqh.
I can't comfortably reach my prostate with my fingers and I don't have any toys.

>I find them interesting.
What's so interesting about them?

>>35072747
>And prostate milking looks more fun tbqh.
getting shit all over your fingers looks fun?

>>35072628
having a pussy is shite.
I'm almost offended by your ungratefulness

>>35072760
>circed at 19
Why

>>35072839
why is a dick better than a clit?

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>>35072747

>Do cut guys not feel anything?

There is no exact standard for what constitutes "circumcision", so exactly what tissue a guy loses depends on what "style" the circumciser gave them. Some styles remove more tissue than others, or more specialized tissue than others. But in pretty much all cases, circumcision destroys or at least severely damages the major pleasure centers of the penis.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmToXLVrZ7c

On top of that, if they cut a lot of tissue (as they do with "tight" circumcision styles), the penis can be straitjacketed in its own skin, making it difficult to masturbate and causing erections to be painful--sort of like the penis is trying to burst out of its skin covering. Tight circumcisions can even cause the penis to start bleeding because the skin tears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DRsJXJop5I

It's a fucking crime against humanity to do this to people without their consent.

>>35072628
>Masturbate 3 times so far today
>Finally decide to get an escort and lose virginity
>Text a really qt one
>Says 200 for an hour outcall and lowball her to 160
>Give her address
>Calls me and don't answer
>Make up a lie about family member getting in an accident and tell her it's not a good time

Sitting here for 25 minutes regretting what I just did.

>>35072628
Is there any fetish porn with men being taunted for their inability to orgasm more than once by a woman having multiples? Or being mocked for having weaker orgasms (I don't care if this is actually bullshit memescience, I just want to fap)

I tried finding shit like this. All I got was ballbusting and orgasm denial.

>>35072784
>my fingers and I don't have any toys.
Anything cylindrical and long will work, get on it anon. Or just buy a toy already.

>What's so interesting about them?
Everything. I could literally occupy myself with a dick for hours, given the chance.

>>35072862
Thank you for the informative post anon, I had no idea how terrible it is. Is there a legitimate reason it's done, or is it all religious/belief based bs?

>>35072857
Vaginas are ugly as fuck.
Difficult to clean.
Bleed for 7 days once a month.
Difficult to shave.
Smell even an hour after washing.
Pretty big price to pay for being able to cum twice in a row.

All you have to worry about with a dick is protecting your balls from harm

>>35072925
I have a dick and I can cum twice in a row.

I do hit myself in the balls a lot though.

>>35072925
>Smell even an hour after washing.
What are you doing to your poor pussy?

>>35072952
Then there goes the only advantage of having a vagina.
Yeah i guess the female equivalent is accidentally knocking your tits. Shit hurts

>>35072925
Literally all of those things except the bleeding can be said about my entire body.

>>35072978
Obviously it doesn't reek after an hour, but there is a natural smell that vaginas have. Dicks can go another day or so without a wash

>>35072998
>Then there goes the only advantage of having a vagina.
If it's any consolation, I can almost never be bothered to.

>>35073005
The bleeding is a bigger disadvantage than I think a lot of guys realise. It's pretty much over 1/5 of your waking life. (yes I've tried contraception, it made me bleed every day for 3 months)

>>35072922

>Thank you for the informative post anon, I had no idea how terrible it is. Is there a legitimate reason it's done, or is it all religious/belief based bs?

You're welcome. There are very few legitimate reasons for amputating the foreskin--perhaps if it got extremely severe frostbite and was already dead anyway, or if it developed cancer. As you can imagine, both of these scenarios are incredibly rare.

With respect to pretty much anything else circumcision is used to treat or prevent, there are much less destructive options that avoid ruining so much of the penis's most specialized parts.

And a lot of the time, treatment isn't even necessary because there is no problem to begin with.

For example, some people think if they can't pull their baby's foreskin back, he has "phimosis" and needs to be circumcised. This is wrong on so many levels, because the foreskin is fused to the glans in most babies, and takes time to separate--very often over a decade. There is no need to even be pulling it back in the first place until the membrane fusing them together breaks down, and trying to force it back can actually cause the penis to tear apart, get infected, and develop scarring which can cause all kinds of problems further down the line. Parents of young boys just need to clean the outside of the penis--"only clean what is seen".

The whole circumcision thing initially got popular in the US because psycho Victorian doctors somehow got the idea that masturbation was the cause of a long list of horrible diseases and doing anything to discourage masturbation was the greatest thing you could do for the sake of your son's health. It was perhaps the biggest medical fraud in history and its still going on today.

You can read quotes from those doctors here.

http://www.noharmm.org/docswords.htm

>>35073035
Is it fucked up that part of me likes the women menstruate, because I like the idea of comforting a woman during it?

>>35073120
that's odd, do most men think that way?
a woman would probably bite your head off if you weren't nice to her at that time of the month, mind

>>35073214
>do most men think that way?
I have no idea.

>>35073035
Why don't you get a big straw, going from your vag to your mouth. That way you can sip on fresh menses whenever you feel like during your period.

>>35073370
oh boy, what an ingenious idea. That way I won't lose any blood and stop fainting every month. cheers buddy

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>tfw justtouching your clitoris is 10x more intense than any male """orgasm"""

I feel so guilty about it. I'm sorry for you guys.

>>35072634
>>35072680
>>35072839
men bullshitting
>>35073574
actual female

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>>35072628
>mfw male and pretty much no refractory period
Feels good

>>35073718
drop your pants and give me 20!

>>35073736
>drop your pants and give me 20!
What did you mean by this?

>>35073752
jerk off 20 times in a row

>>35072952
>I have a dick and I can cum twice in a row
Amateur, I'm male and can do it 10 times, not joking

>>35073772
I literally could if I wanted, it just gets tiresome past 10, and I'm on 8th day of nofap anyway

>>35073793
you're a good cummer

>>35073839
>you're a good cummer
4u (no homo)

You need some culture... SEXUAL FOX CULTURE!

>>35073857
>You need some culture... SEXUAL FOX CULTURE!
what

>>35073574
ehh but periods...